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[challenge entry] Google...
...always used a condom

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(insert username here, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Hehe


Probaly not the best place to ask this question.... but....

What do you do if you ask a girl to come round to your house, sirously not expecting anything... then askin' her mate who is also a girl 'round.... then them both thinking it's a date and not telling the other?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)
# then you're fucked.
and not in a sexual way.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)
# umm
are you saying that's actually happened to you?
And they've both said yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Yes, and yes.

I was a sad fat bastard not more than a week ago, now I have 3 girls who wanna go out with me.... Damn my boyish good looks !!!
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Don't worry
that will soon stop once they get to know you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# the board is too funny
in all seriousness, you need to talk to one or both of them. Either rearrange with one of them and have a date with the other. Or make sure they both know that the other will be there asap. I say the former is your best option, then you keep it open and them both happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Thanks,
I'll speek to them now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Yeah
and when you've been out with three of them in separate dates, you could make a list of their good points and bad points and then decide upon which one you'd like to date.

And get a Channel 4 camera crew in on it.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# But I feel really bad doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:56, archived)
# To be honest, I wouldn't recommend it.
A mate of mine did it (should've made a sit-com about it) and ended up being dumped anyway when she found out.

I don't think there's anything wrong with chasing a few leads, as it were, but it needs to be done carefully and sympathetically so as not to hurt anybody's feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 18:09, archived)
# invite
a studio audience round...invest in some 70`s clothing and pretend its a episode of er that 70`s sitcom that had 2 birds and bloke in it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# That 70's Show?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# dunno
but i know it had some blond haired women in it who was ugly and a auburn woman in it with weird teeth...and a bloke who was in a lot of 70`s shows including the one with the one armed chef.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Robin's fucking Nest
Or Fucking Man about the Fucking House

anyway, enough of this, I'm off.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# thats
the ones...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Lavernne and Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Man about the House


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# it means
you're a slapper.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# It wasn't intentional...
I sware, it's just that i'm taking sunday off work and wanted something to do.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# it means
you're a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# twice over
?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# in your case
you would probably wake up in a small sticky puddle
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# now i feel mean
but i'll get over it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# or wake up in a sticky puddle
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# haha
It does feel like a dream.

Hold on, the cable-lady has just knocked on the door.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Maybe you should write
to 'More' or 'Just Seventeen' for advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Whatever you do
make sure you do it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# kick out
the one that dont put out...
(is thinking, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Tough
Try to keep them seperated the entire night while entertaining them both with clever muses and quipps with intermitant breaks to make a phone call etc.. Laughter and hijinx are sure to ensue.
(Retow, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Pretend your dead
and don't answer the door. Then arrange two seperated meetings at different times.
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# So you dont
actually care for either of them, you are just hoping to get your leg over.

I feel sorry for the girls.
(Marwood, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# FFS, No.
I do like them both, wasn't expecting anything.

My plan was to just to be friends with all of them, and if anything happens, it does.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# So you dont want to sleep with either of them?
In that case, I appologise.

Simply tell them the hilarious mistake and carry on as normal.
(Marwood, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# lol, there really nice girls
I can't honastly say I don't wanna sleep with them, but I don't wanna just get my leg over.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Can't you just
shag them both?

Or, on a serious note, either affirm to them at the time (if it hasn't already happened) that there's nothing in it, or say "oh, by the way, that day you came around, I hope you didn't think it was a date! Ha ha! Chortle chortle," and laugh it off.
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# it means
you're a slapper
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# can you say
threesome
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Think about the reality of that.
It probaly wouldn't be like in the films.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:54, archived)
#
not as bad as the url suggests

quite sad really
poetry.rotten.com/spiral/
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# wow...
I'm impressed at the response my photoshop got here, not that its relevant
(insert username here, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 19:29, archived)