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# WOULD LIKE TO FORM A BAND WITH WURZEL
I LIKE WURZELS UKELELE SONGS
ON THE MESSAGE BOARD
HOW CAN I CONTACT HIM
AS I AM TRYING TO START A BAND
'PLEASANT CASTRATION'
AND I WRITE WURZEL SONGS AS WELL
ANYONE WANTING TO JOIN MUST LIKE SHEEP A LOT( KISSING WITH TONGUES) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND STICKING THEIR ARM UP A COW
WITH A RUBBER GLOVE
AND BE ABLE TO PLAY 'CHIRPY CHIRPY CHEEP CHEEP'
BY 'MIDDLE OF THE ROAD' ON A UKULELE
STUART
(zzogg, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I come here to have a quick look at the board and find this shit.


Have a dog in a hat, so this thread isn't wasted.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# that's quite a hat
i wish i had one just like it
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Just buy it then.
child's pimp costume.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# that amuses me
the idea of a pimp daddy child costume.

Oh, you can be like Huggy Bear too...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# after i post this you will be ignored.
just htought i'd let you know
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Argh!
The capital letters!
(mynci boy, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# That's shit
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# I thought it was pretty good actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# turded
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# fourthed
O.O
/not a real word
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:50, archived)
# fisted
...
(French Toast, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Sixed
HOWZAT!!!
(Nefarious Tim, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Sexed
tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:19, archived)
# you are joking
right?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:45, archived)
# no,
he's a troll...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# ahhh. oops
Impressive number of posts
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:56, archived)
# obviously a pro...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I think all of them say
"that's shit"
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:49, archived)
# wonderful!
top fluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# I think you stink.
*Does actions*
(maddave, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# I've got a brand new combine harvester
if that's any help.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Can I have the key?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Aye,
go on then. How many acres have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# 43!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:43, archived)
# *drinks cider*
*dances like a pissed-up farmer*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# *titter*
*chews on piece of straw*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# <slurred speech>I love you!</slurred speech>
*staggers off to find his best sheep*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Pah!
fickle....
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:02, archived)
# If we all ignore them and don't reply,
they will go. Try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Spoons! Spoons! Everywhere is spoons!
Where is my knife?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# No, see.
I was talking to the people replying, not the person who posted the message. That way idiots don't encourage the trolls by going "ooo we all hate you. boo hoo"
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:44, archived)
# I know.
But I was enjoying the irony of it all.
It's all a bit self-fulfilling, really.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Err,
not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:46, archived)
# No?
Everytime a troll posts, someone will post "No-one post in this thread*", and then someone else will post "But you just posted in this thread*". Happens every time.

*or an approximation thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:48, archived)
# it's like
herding cats
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:50, archived)
# So how about this:
Everytime a troll posts, people don't start acting silly and just ignore them. Then nobody has to try to calm it all down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mullet Over, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:50, archived)
# It's too late, now!
Besides, I got to have a drunken barn-dance with mother inferior, so it wasn't a dead loss.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Hate to say this
but your extreme anti-anti-trolling is becoming more annoying than the trolling itself.

Don't think you are doing your arguments too many favours by suggesting that folk on here are idiots either.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Guess
how many fingures I'm sticking up right now.

Go on guess.
(Gype, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# can't feel a thing
am I paralysed?
(guinea, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:07, archived)
# So,
to recap:

You want to join the Wurzels?


Okay!

www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~gunning/ajcutler.html
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# it's lunchtime
(meercat, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Don't we have mods?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)
# keep up,
we haven't had mods for a few weeks now!

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:56, archived)
# I'm scared now,
the mods now hate me *runs*

Mod edit: Mwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 20 May 2004, 13:04, archived)
# The wurzels rock
I have lots of wurzels music.
Particular fan of Pheasant Pluckers Son
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 20 May 2004, 12:42, archived)