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# please-fuck-me songs
my friend steve is looking for songs that he can learn how to play which will make women fuck him, for example foo fighters 'i'm on your back' is one. the musical equivalent of fuck-me boots.
anyone got any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:07, archived)
# If you're not going for subtlety
you could always try this Tenacious D song...
www.tabalorium.com/tabs/16196.html
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:10, archived)
# *ahem* Walking after you
is good.
And Pink Floyds Wish you were here.
Perhaps something by Sting - just not Every breath you take. It's about stalking.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Wayne County is, as ever, the master of subtleness
How about "If you don't want to fuck me baby, baby fuck off".
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:14, archived)
# that's mistress of subtleness now
Unc
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:22, archived)
# more than words
extreme
cheesey, but my guitar playing flatmate swears by it...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# urgh...
I had a friend who would do the same.
Until I battered him with an old acoustic..
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)
# yeah.....
but if you can play the outro tapping bit on an acoustic you should get laid just for being able to do that. I can barely play it on an electric.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)
# RHCP - Under The Bridge.
Got laid three times because of that little number
*edit* Of course I was younger, prettier, hornier and it was a popular tune at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# was that 3 times
in the one playing?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)
# No - months
apart. Terrible acne. Well, off out for a jar and a sambo. See yawl in an hour or so...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Does he like the Smashing Pumkins?
Some good ones there, course I can't think of the names now but.... try Mellon Collie for a good start.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# "Beautiful" off the second CD
Almost guarantees action...
the tab is at www.guitaretab.com/s/smashing-pumpkins/17504.htm
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Today
Soma

there is a SP video that features a couple of acooustic versions of there songs and they sound quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:21, archived)
# I'm sure
Adore goes down well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:23, archived)
# how about...
Burt Baccarach - What the World Needs Now (is Love Sweet Love)
or
Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)
# Motley Crue's 'She goes Down'
She goes down
She goes down, down, down
Alllll night long
she goes down
flat on her back she goes down

etc etc
(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:20, archived)
# Or...
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo,
I'm gonna sink her with my pink torpedo.
The Tap = action.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:26, archived)
# I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

AC/DC, Big Balls.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
# close your
tag
(skagg, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:43, archived)
# I have.
So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:45, archived)
# close your tags!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:46, archived)
# I said I have!!!!
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:47, archived)
# well
you hadn't when I closed them for you, mr stroppy pants
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:50, archived)
# my but that sounds a classy number
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Girlfriend in a coma - the 'happy go lucky' smiths
.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Oh Manchester
So much to answer for...

The Smiths rawk, d00d
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 13:09, archived)
# So What
by the Anti-Nowhere League. Just check it out. Trust me. That goes for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:30, archived)
# I've been here - I'VE BEEN THERE - I've bin fucking everywhere -
SO WHAT

happy memories
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:34, archived)
# I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So What?
So WHAT?
So what, so what you boring little cunt?

The line about throat-fucking a goat is hilarious. Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)
# I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat!

Classy, and always a hit with the laydeez ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)
# I f****d this, and I f****d that,
I even f****d a schoolgirls t**t.

SO WHAT

garage days
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:38, archived)
# I prefer
the Metallica cover.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)
# Indeed
bound to be a winner that one..

I even sucked an old man's cock....

how could women resist?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)
# 'Aint No Sunshine...'
Or 'All The Time In The World'

Or 'Fuck The Police'
(Mattyboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:37, archived)