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[challenge entry] Well its only a matter of time

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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:07, archived)
# But the Gimp's sleeping!
Well, wake him up!

Ah, I love that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# I declare S&M hour...
open
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# ooh! can we have lesbian s&m hour?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Alyson Hannigan lesbian hour would be better
Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# blatant repost...
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Houpla!
Hubbada hubbada!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:21, archived)
# giant alyson!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:22, archived)
# No, tiny pocket sized Holly ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:24, archived)
# wow
I don't which is better!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# Tiny Holly means
Normal sized Alyson, which is the way it should be.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Ooh
I bought the Buffy the Vampire Slayer game on the weekend.
AH is in it :)

I'm supposed to be rescuing her at the moment. Jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:21, archived)
# XBox?
I want to get that too!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:38, archived)
# Yup
it's pretty good - Tomb Raider with a lot more
fighting in it. I'm not very good at the fighting
bit yet - Spike keeps killing me, even when I go
about him with a pool cue.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:29, archived)
# aaaarrrgggh!
she's being attacked by ravioli
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# I thought
they were crinkle-cut chips.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Hey -
Allegedly it's the PSP rope effect, but I concur, it does look like lots of KP Skips all lined up.

Just use your imaginations gawddammit, it only took me one and a half minutes to do. :)
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:37, archived)
# atsa spicy meatball!!
i'll have seconds please
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:35, archived)
# i'll need a few minutes, meself
/bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:43, archived)
# that's very good
been practicing? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:31, archived)
# i love the way pasta
makes that SFW

more please
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:34, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:40, archived)
# thin pasta
seems to work better

keep at it!
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:42, archived)
# oh yes
please, can we !?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# woo
I spent a lot of today looking for Gimp pics, for a mask but could not find a decent one !! arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Have you tried Gimps R Us?
They do a great kiddy range as well
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# At least you had a nice day looking at gimp pics...
if you like that sort of thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# well, a lot of them were shite
the best bit was searching for the legs.......took me focking ages to get the right pic but hey, at least it was bonertastic while it lasted.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# A song about a gimp should be in order
imagine the rhyming:
chimp
pimp
limp
blimp!!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# ooh 'Plug Me In' just came on
i'm gonna have to go watch the video again now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Anyone who's not seen it yet - Enjoy
www.sputnik7.com/vod/vodartist.jsp?section=music&key=plug
Anyone who has - Enjoy again.
Not safe for work, unless your computer is in the corner out the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# 3 mins 35 of lushness
but they didn't go far enough for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:24, archived)
# blimey charlie!
i've just watched a bit of that in the office, will have to review at length later...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:26, archived)
# AKA Nadia...
...I almost forgot how wonderful she is...
(Mattyboy, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# what?
ned's atomic dustbin?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Erm I've been to M&S does that count?
Anyway my mummy says I can't do bondage :( Apparantly it interferes with her swinger parties?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# cool
found this this morning - a BDSM B & B:
www.shadowfind.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# surely a gimp
elmo would be Zippy off rainbow?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# wahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I want Fist Me Elmo
I want Fist Me Elmo
I want Fist Me Elmo
I want Fist Me Elmo
I want Fist Me Elmo
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Is that what you can be heard shouting from your locked be room "FIST ME ELMO".
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:17, archived)
# I think they already do
fist elmo. How else do they move his mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:29, archived)
# One name I can't get out of my head...
... Ann Robinson ...
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 16 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)