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# I've now had (count 'em) 43 emails saying the Meat Shake thing was a parody
All I can say is, 'I was got. And I was got good.'

There's nothing like pandering to cultural prejudice to pull off a web scam.

Yes I'm perfectly prepared to believe Americans eat meat shakes. Christ - they eat chickens feet and squirrels.

So here's the challenge. Who can pull of a spoof site about what British people eat?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:02, archived)
# him *points*
*runs*

'twas glasscock too :-p
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Arrrgghhh...
..t3h m3♠t is murd3r.
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)
# But I just had one
I followed the recipie.
Was delish
Salmon shake!! Yum!
(empty_personality, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:04, archived)
# Cock
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:04, archived)
# A-DOODLE DOO
:-D
(empty_personality, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:06, archived)
# You didn't recognise it was a pi55tak3?
I'm shocked. Shocked and horny (/homersimpsonvoice).
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:04, archived)
# FWAP FWAP
FWAP FWAP FWAP
(empty_personality, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:06, archived)
# another meatshake then?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)
# deep fried cocks!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:04, archived)
# You didn't know it was a parody?
Blimey. I thought you were just going along with it.
This site tells of a mythical and ludicrous foodstuff known as "haggis", 'tis quite strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)
# we are spazzers
what can I say?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:06, archived)
# Do you mean us Brits generally
or just us two?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)
# I think Rob's got a bit of the Royal 'we'
(I know a good cleaning service for that sort of thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Haggis looks interesting
is it any good, and if so, where can I get it? Do I have to go to scotland?


/going to northern England in a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:18, archived)
# These sound yummy
www.notfunny.org/media/index.php?path=recipes

edit: my god you bandwidth whores, 20 hits in as many seconds O_O
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:05, archived)
# pah
I have several of those in my trusty 50's recipy book.

people tend to forget that we haven't been eating pasta & rice for more than 50 odd years around here.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)
# I've got a recipe for maltese brain cakes somewhere
and a copy of the roadkill cookbook
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)
# that doesnt make me
any more keen on the concept of sheep brain soup
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)
# deep-fried
guinea pig ears. Turnip flavoured
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:06, archived)
# fuck.
I was gonna try and make a meatshake too.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)
# nothing stopping you
maybe they've stumbled on something great?

Frankly there's nothing I'd like to run better in next week's newsletter than, "We were fooled, but this guy has had a go, check the photos"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)
# I am poor and cant afford a blender.
although, if it dice it up reeeeeeeally fine like.....


hmm....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)
# be inventive
doing it badly is only going to make it funnier
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)
# good point.
I may have something by next week...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Grr, damn you for rising to the challenge
Now I have nothing to do, you cockturtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)
# rise to the challenge too
we can have a meat-off
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)
# That just sounds wrong
And yet so right...
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)
# didn't some bobbit woman do that all ready?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 8 Aug 2004, 2:01, archived)
# we should all try it, and inadvertently start a new craze,
thus removing the spoof factor from that website, thus showing that if an american is stupid enough to think it up, we're stupid enough to implement it. Thus we win.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)
# huzzah!
make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)
# I shall probably do it tomorrow night
While the "parents out of house"/"brother in house to take photos" combination is in full effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:18, archived)
# it will be done.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:19, archived)
# both of you are gods
let the meat challenge start
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:20, archived)
# MEATAL KOMBAT!!!!
Meeeeeeeeataaaaaaaaaaalllll KOMMMMMBATTTTTTTTTTTT...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Hoorah!
Another trip to Tesco is in order, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:24, archived)
# I may give it a go
I have nothing better to do with my time and it could be a nice article for the site. I expect vomitting, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)
# Do it anyway
with photos!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:08, archived)
# think of an alternative to blender.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)
# BFO hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)
# good call.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)
# what's next - ignore the yard of ale go for
the yard of lard
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)
# arrrrrrrgh
just the thought of that... *pukes*
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)
# mmmm lard...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)
# might even be practical if you were to return it to its liquid form first
of course it could also be fatal
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:16, archived)
# Pfft
next thing you'll be telling me that preparing for emergencies site was fake too
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:07, archived)
# Anthony Worral-Thompson.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Blimey
I thought you knew it was a parody and were just keeping it quiet. Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:10, archived)
# really?
REALLY?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)
# Really
really. I didn't even think it was worth mentioning as it was such a good jingle.

You could have gotten away with it if you'd kept quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)
# blimey
dave - speak up next time. say the obvious. you're dealing with ME here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)
# Thought you were being subtle
Guess I wouldn't know subtle if it jumped up and bit me...
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:16, archived)
# no worries
hopefully (see upper thread) we'll have real meat shakes for next week. AND THAT'S A RESULT.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:17, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:21, archived)
# you could probably
fool the forreners with something to do with the deferrence we show to the Royals.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:12, archived)
# How about
a site where the Queen dropped in to see one of her subjects at random.

She does this all the time and you cannot legally refuse her entry to your house.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)
# What's she going to do?
Kick the door in?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:16, archived)
# Prince Charles
legally has the right to shag any woman in the country on her wedding night.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:17, archived)
# make that site now
and stick a royal crest on it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:18, archived)
# You mean
Droit de seigneur
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:26, archived)
# I
did.
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:57, archived)
#
www.jamieoliver.net/recipes/
(Marwood, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:11, archived)
# I like
the way you think...
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:14, archived)
# I wonder
what's really at all those addresses.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:13, archived)
# bless your little cotton socks
you gullible hippy, you
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)
# Brits eat Spam.
'Nuff said.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 7 Aug 2004, 1:15, archived)