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# Here goes...

Anyone?
(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Laryngitis?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# The guy may be smiling because he's deaf/has Parkinsons.
Where does "Make it a sandwich, not a blandwich" come from? I heard it recently and cant think from where.
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# pfffttt!
I shall never tell . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# *ties Dave to table*
*starts lazer*
mwwaahhaaa haa haaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# [sigh]

*sheds skin

*wanders away
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)
# May I have some more pills please Dave ?
I still feel so awful and have indeed imploded....

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Suffering from
thinning, lifeless hare?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Harhar !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# someone say my name?
(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# If I repost
the board will kill me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)
# nooooo don't repost....
make me another picture pleeeeezeee , with alka seltzer on !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:48, archived)
# only if you can guess . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:53, archived)
# plink plink fiisssshhh?
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)
# no
keep guessing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# I am beaten !
But whilst you weren't looking I gobbled all the pills !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Alpha Seltzer!

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)
# its all greek to me
/get my coat while you're there
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Omega-wwdddd!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Sorry can't think of another one
You've BETA-n me
(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)
# You didn't last very
EPSI-LONg . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:12, archived)
# No
(that is all)
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# "i don't know why you like that eiffel tower scaled replica so much"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# You've just
scanned that in from a greetings card!

*click*

Edit: And the original reads: Don't show off, I know it's your walking stick
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# why do you insist of keeping
your witches hat under the duvet?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:38, archived)
# she could be saying
"You have a massive cock"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# oooh
originality...you win!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# "I know you're trying to start a bandwagon on your laptop under the sheet"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# "It says here you might have elephantitis of the right foot"
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Look Henry, another bandwagon starting arsecake just found dismembered
Will these people never learn? Don't they read the paper?

prolly woudn't fit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:40, archived)
# aren't we the king of fluff today?

Done anything funnier than Python yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# When you're reduced
to posting bandwagon *templates* - not even with joke attached - fluffiness can wear thin. And there's no L-plate attached.

Edit: Especially when it's fucking scanned in and the text blanked out!
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)
# I wish
your cock was as big as your feet!

*slaps himself about the head...hard...with a chainsaw*
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# tj the bandwagon starter upper...
bindun?


cfb

bored and depressed dole scum
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# still redex
for me. (and don't delete your post again...grr)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# better now?
deleted cos i missed the button
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:43, archived)
# erm
no. it takes AGES to load, then the pizza of doom appears.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)
# probably my shit host
don't worry was pretty crap anyhoo
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)
# ah
ok.
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Is that the viagra
or rigamortis, you old cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# she is saying
it says in the paper anyone who starts shitty text bandwagons will be banned by the moderators and have to have an L plate for a week all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)
# it says
"why won't you just die you hate filled old monkey?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)
# .
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)