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[challenge entry] Classic 80's commodore 64 games...
The original game wasn't too hot, but this sequel smashed all the records back in 1984... shame they never released it for the ZX Spectrum or BBC micro :-(

From the Crap 80s Computer Games challenge. See all 102 entries (closed)

(DENTiST, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:50, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:51, archived)
# decided whether you're turning up saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# i should be
if i can find the place
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:55, archived)
# its near the morrisons (or the yates's near morrisons)
going towards millenium square.

i'm not helping am i :P
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:58, archived)
# the morrisons near baja?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:58, archived)
# aye.
after a bad night there last year i tried to blot that place out my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:02, archived)
# bourbon
is between creation nightclub and the cube bar at millenium square
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:02, archived)
# thats a better explanation.
*spits deftly at creation*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:03, archived)
# they broke my bag
when it was in the cloakroom

theiving cnuts
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:04, archived)
# i went in there the iother day
apparently i fell asleep as soon as i arrived and slept until closing
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:04, archived)
# damn right
creation is for teh chavs! i met rio ferdinand in there when it first opened tho. gave him some abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:04, archived)
# I was in there a couple weeks ago
and they had no mixers! Of any description!
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:48, archived)
# ok, i think i get it
sort've
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:04, archived)
# from the uni
walk past the met and cross road.
cross next road
turn right
go past creation and it is on the right
it is painted a dark red colour
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:05, archived)
# the worst bit is, asking for directions to bourbon in leeds
will either end up in people pointing at the nearest bar, looking at you strangely, or old people pointing in the direction of morrisons telling you which aisle the biscuits are on.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
*arrives back home at 9pm on saturday, looking very sad, and holding a packet of biscuits*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:09, archived)
# by the way
*how high* is the new paving on briggate!?

ridiculous cambre!

tut.
(shiftClick, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:05, archived)
# calm down
it has only taken them 6 months to half of it. That is some sort of council record
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:06, archived)
# on my street, they sprayed 'micro-tarmac' to make the pavements
all the same colour (after NThell's carvings), they sprayed the whole street in 2 hours, in which time it was dry.

the next week, the sun came out and it began melting.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:08, archived)
# we got that last year
they fucked up one of the paths, so it has this random huge bump (about 30cm) sticking up in the middle of it (don't know how they did it)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:11, archived)
# when its done
it'll all be high

until then i suggest a team of sherpas should stand at the bottom, offering piggy back rides to the top for 50p
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:07, archived)
# We'll make base camp at Office,
and try for Borders in the morning.
(shiftClick, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:08, archived)
# The pattern on the floor there
is a little like the Burberry tartan.

Coinkydink? I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:45, archived)
# by the way
no matter how many times you search for 'cock ring' on froogle.google.co.uk, it never comes up on the 'A few of the items recently found with Froogle:'
(shiftClick, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# what the hell is a cock ring?
it sounds like something undesirable
(Azzek!, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:57, archived)
# in the days before viagra.....
one would secure a elastic device around the base of the penis. this would allow one to maintain a longer errection.


basically.
(shiftClick, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:59, archived)
# dear god
that sounds most uncomfortable
(Azzek!, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:00, archived)
# at first,
but its like everything. you adapt.
(shiftClick, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:02, archived)
# you can actually get one
on froogle.
(shiftClick, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:01, archived)
# i suggest googling for it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:59, archived)
# would you now?
should i also try google on "goatse" and "tubgirl"?
(Azzek!, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:01, archived)
# tubgirl?
Never heard of that one...
(DENTiST, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:11, archived)
# MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAArrrr
(coughs)
(I helped save b3ta! pregnantfridge, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Give me juice!
ok, I've now seen tubgirl... never seen a human fountain quite like that before!
(DENTiST, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Something they exchange
at a poultry wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:59, archived)
# arf
teddy - check
hot milk - check
Afternoon nap time!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:11, archived)
# aww bless
*tucks in*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:17, archived)
# hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
give that man the jade monkey.

and your shawn of the dead pic was ace!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
so true :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:52, archived)
# heh heh
you can only get that in India now
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:53, archived)
# i heard you can
emulate the import version with bt ringback
(I helped save b3ta! MagicallyInept Bored Sig., Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:57, archived)
# 'tis true
or NTL
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 14:58, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 15:39, archived)
# boo!!
picture is dexed
(Vectrex, Thu 21 Oct 2004, 7:10, archived)