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# They do,
but I dont think they hide in the bushes by the side of the road and leap out when one trots by, brandishing cutlery and gnashing their teeth.
Mind you, I wish they did.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)
# you're both wrong
horses are just luxury cows, and I like them...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:10, archived)
# Stuff and nonesense.
Cows exist on a higher being.
Horses are mean and have tiny brains, much like geese.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)
# HONK
HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:15, archived)
# horses are nice
but nothing beets a good
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:18, archived)
# i hate horses as well
what's the point in horses? they are rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:21, archived)
# I think we should
start a Down with Horses club.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:25, archived)
# I agree
Horses are pointless. Down with Horses!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:29, archived)
# My uncle's brother's son (who is a copper)
once caught a horse speeding 140mph down the M3 to Basingstoke.
the horse said he had some "urgent business" to attend to. just shows how arrogant these horses can be sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:31, archived)
# I once caught a horse
going through my mums underwear.
Filthy creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:45, archived)
# Down with horses!
That's heresy young laddie-buck!!

Why, back in my day people where burnt for that sort of attitude.

More flogging, that's what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:35, archived)
# bovine and equus
not seeing eye to eye,
bovine will be flogging equus
after he dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)
# I think you are all well aware of my opinion of cows.
Satans henchmen. Simple as that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:30, archived)
# I liked you,
not anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:36, archived)
# Well, you and your kind should
refrain from chasing me round dark fields at midnight, when Im only trying to have a quiet bong in the countryside.

Its just rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:41, archived)
# "cows exist on a higher being"?
what, like a dolphin?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:39, archived)
# Not at all like dolphins,
They exist in another place alltogether now,
Didn't you recieve a signed fishbowl?
(Turtle_Wrangler, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# I like horses too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:13, archived)
# i like the idea of a luxury cow
a ghia model, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:14, archived)
# I do too,
but to compare a horse to a cow is just folly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 15 Oct 2002, 13:22, archived)