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# Why do people buy 10 packs of cigarettes?
Are they not planning on smoking another 20 over the course of thier lives?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# there
speaks a man/woman who's never been poor.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# works out cheaper in the long run to buy 20
.. or just smoke carpets
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:26, archived)
# ah but if
you were gasping and only had enough for 10.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:27, archived)
# I`ve never been gasping for 10 cigs in my life!

"here mate.... do you sell loose, mate?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Do you smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# yes, but I generally gasp for one cigarette, not 10
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Lightweight!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# racist! ;)

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# I love this board!
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:38, archived)
# I never thought of you as the smoking type
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# It's what makes him so reckless
(checkers, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# I`m right wild
once I did a wee wee and didn`t put the toilet seat down afterwards

ANARCHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# inhaling fontsmoke is a bit too hardcore ;)


baddum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# oh
dear
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:34, archived)
# and wanking


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# "dave the hat doesn't know humour if it hit him in the face."
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
appaently not . . .

*cries*
EDIT: At least I don't used to mix up my tenses!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Rabbit's die of that!
*lurks again*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 12:26, archived)
# gen
ius
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)
#

Pffffttt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# He Smokes the Big fella.
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# i've
never been gasping for 10 all at once, but if i only had £1.90 in my pocket (that tells you how long ago it was i smoked) i was only gonna be able to buy 10.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# christ I remember when £1.90 would have got you 20 B&H
.. and you`d still have 70p change
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
#
the first time I gave up was when 20 went over £2, then again at £3 and so on and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# OK, OK
but it FEELS like a long time ago...


I wanna fag.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# hehe
my smokeing memmory goes back to 1.31 for 20 JPS
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# who on earth priced them at £1.31?

I didn`t smoke then, but it was back in the days when kids could buy ciggies for their parents
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# *looks at Rik's earlier reply*
*does sums*


hey waitaminute...
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# remember I am "fromt oop north like"
so everything is cheaper, but if you must know it was arnside post office when I first started.
Yes thats right I started on JPS thats cause we are dead hard in the north (also tripe kills taste buds).
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Nowadays £1.31 will only get you 20 Mayfair...
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha believe me it won`t :D

/pikey ciggie smoker
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:45, archived)
# .
its 1.90 at a paper shop next to us for 10 pack
(John M Hardman, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)
# the John M Hardman
ex of Swindon?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Do you sell loose ?
Ah that takes me back - paid weekly on a thursday, so thursday morning I used to buy 5 Weights (the older ones might remember that brand) and 5 matches in a conical paper bag (from't newsagent in Dewsbury Bus Station if you need to know that).

Then it was 'hmmm, 4 left, next one in 3 hours...'
(The real vlad the impala, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 8:50, archived)
# It depends on circumstance.
In my younger years, towards the end of the payweek when there were only a few dollars in your wallet, it was usually a good idea to spend $5 on half a pack (even though it was $9 for a full pack).
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# what's this packs of cigarettes you speak of?
i always smoke rolling tobacco rolled in old newspapers...
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Shit!
I do this! It's because you're a professional smoker when you make the transition to 20's. I'm not ready to accept that I might be in the big league yet.
(Rimbaud III, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# similarly
I downgraded myself to social smoker, and don't want to be left with any the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# just do what one of the guys here* does
.. scab ciggies all night


* not me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:36, archived)
# I do that anyway
after the 10's run out.

and on week nights.

and at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:42, archived)
# not every one is on 32K you know ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# where is liquid refreshment man these days??
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I dunno, I spitting feathers here as well.
Boy fetch me tea!
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# HELP!!!!! MUM!!!!
Me biscuits fallen in me broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# GET A SPOOOOOOON!
No. Too late.
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG
I Burnt me Fingers!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# if you don't smoke a lot and buy a pack of 20
the last few in the packet are usually dried out
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)