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# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha!
christ almighty!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:06, archived)
# i'm going to have nightmares now
i love you and want your animatedly talented babies - NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# you are most welcome to them
they are currently incubating inside phil mitchells head, as you can see from the excited pulsating they should hatch any day now
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# EICK!!!!
i'm off to bed! *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# it's too late...
the mitchell hatchlings have imprinted on you now and will follow you everywhere

nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:17, archived)
# does anyone remember that cartoon on MTV way back when
"MTV's Oddities" it was a show about a bunch of freaks, one had a huge piece of metal stuck through his head, another was impossibly skinny, and the main character had an alien living in his head that made it grow to proportions quite like this picture

that was as weird show. it came on at the same time as aeon flux, during "liquid television"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:16, archived)
# No
doesn't sound completely alien, but I can't quite remember
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# it was called 'the head', as i recall.
i saw a few episodes, and it was released on video. i don't think it lasted long, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(K)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# WARNING: to much dogging can result in something like that !!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# i thought dogging
just gave you the bad aids
(Azzek!, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:18, archived)
# as well.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# blimey
you dont work in that *** **** flea market do you?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# yes..ssssshhhh
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# hehe
thats just up the road from me, i'll have to pop in and buy some fleas some time
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# HURRAH !
you need to buy the delightful copy of "giant package" we have in at the moment...it's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# haha!
are you peddling smut under the counter? thats me sorted for family chrimo prezzies then
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# YES ! except all our smut is in full view of minors.
it's great...it's this 60s/70s porn mag done out like a home made comic strip..great story lines.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# ha! sounds a bit racy.
Hope its not too soiled...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:58, archived)
# *orders*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# I read that as
"dodging", and thought you were reffering to the dodge tool, and I though hey, that picture doesn't look overly light, and wouldn't a little ctrl+z action or burn brush fix that right up? And then I realized what you really meant, and scolded myself for such a chain of rather sad digital photo editing type thoughts (which are understood by you lot) that was triggered by my illiteracy.

And then I did it again.


edit: twice... even after writing that whole thing.
*scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Arf!
*hugs*

You still rule sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# hehe... that's no sir
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# I call everyone sir
It's not a gender discrimination, it's just affection
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Hurrrah!
How's you, stud?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Good
Been back on a bit more recently, though still no-where near my old post rate (thank fuck), yet fast approaching 10k. Got any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Erm,
avoid the outdoors like the plague?
I don't know, I'm trying to get my rate down...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# I mean for the 10k celebration
My last one was amusing, apparently memorable, but takes some beating (and obviously can't be 'upped')
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:36, archived)
# I'd definately up you in your 5k post
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Aaaah
I do remember a smattering of "can't wait 'til 10,000! cor!"s ...



link them to a program that just prints out "cock" 10,000 times...

/had to do basically that for comp sci final today, t'was a rather dumb question



erm, norks?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:42, archived)
# I vote
norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# The lack of replies to this post indicates
that either the demon drink has taken a firm hold of our brains or you are far too intellectual for all us here at this time of night.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Well, I timed that well didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Indeed
It's only 8:30 for me, so I'm still sober and too verbose for my own good.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# *is intellectual, etc.*
Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# I really should be studying for my finals
or writing a paper that's due, but I've chosen to spend my time* with you learned lot




*procrastinate
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# I'm worth it
But probably still not enough to blow your grades for. Sir, I demand you go do work.

In a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Ok

a little later
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Nightmare provoker
Number 1.

Woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# What
in the name of shuddering fuck.....

That gives me the shitting fear
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Argh etc.
I am intrigued by your Tomorrow People thing, but dial up won't like a 30MB download
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# It's WELL worth it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Get cable.
It's worth it.

(So I have been told)

Edit : I was going to put in here "Ask Jessie". I see I have no need to now.

Ta Jessie!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# *bows*
*is available for a small (okay, large) fee etc.*

Edit: Hahah, cheers for the profile mention sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# *Hands over large fee*
Have you only just noticed the list? It's been there a long time.

You are on the top of it too, this however does not indicate any kind of priority.*

*Blatant lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# I think I saw it a while ago
But i'm currently swinging between 'bitchy' and 'childlike glee' and I saw it anew :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# My broadband has been ordered
I should have it in a week. ANd then the internet will be mine

And by subletting to my flatmates at an increased rate, it's 100% free to me!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# I see you are a person with business sense.
I can't fault you.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# alas
i'm stuck on dial up too until the end of january... i miss my uni connection already :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# I didn't mind dial up
until we got broadband at work a few months back(always helps for a web design company..)

But now it's like wading through treacle
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# *aroused at the thought of treacle*
My connection (My brother's, but I'm on the network) is going to be increased to 10Mb next year.

Can't wait. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# well i'm quite happy with dialup for now
just enough time to skin up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:20, archived)
# Yeah, but at least you're home
I'm here 'til the 23rd...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# A couple of Anadin Extra will sort that right out.
Alright, maybe Anadin Mega.

Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Ah!
It throbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# :D
blee blee bleee
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# to those that don't know..
THAT is what a 6-bottle-of-champagne hangover feels like!

Uber ani and woo to it too!

and NO, I wasn't the one footing the biil!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# ooooh thats horrible
but good
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# release the bees!
woo, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:51, archived)