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(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)
# woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:25, archived)
# hey you:)
hows sunny ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# hey you!
am back in gloomy london - but i am muchos happier! wooo!!! and it might snow! let it snow let it snow let it snow!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Woo.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)
# ooooh
snowdance - start chanting!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Whyyeeeeeeeee
won't it snooooooooow? Liiiiiiike they said it woooooooooould?
</JJ72>
(tomsk, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)
# careful you
you'll have the apostrophe police on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)
# nobody expects the...

oh, you did
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Didn't he
use it correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:54, archived)
# I corrected
myself.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)
# I asked Word spellcheck
and both won't and wont are acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:57, archived)
# "Wont" is a word,
but it wouldn't be acceptable in the above context, because it means something competely different.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)
# as is the difference
between wanton and crispy wonton
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)
# mm
crispy wantons
(I helped save b3ta! tumph, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:19, archived)
# I stand
utterly corrected, and enlightened. Good job I didn't post after 5:00 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:21, archived)
# that's the trouble with spellchecks.
"wont" doesn't mean the same thing.

[edit]We are a pair of perfectly-matched pedantic fuckers, aren't we? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Wont as in
He was wont to ask him.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:03, archived)
# Gah.
Yes. Sorry.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)
# chinese water gardens.
...and dictionary definitions

Awww, you guys. how sweet.
(Blessed Rolo, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:14, archived)
# To Windoze
Perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Easy where you're pointing that dance.
We've got about 12" over here in Canada.

*fnar*
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:49, archived)
# i was working at one of their gigs recently
and when they sang that one, we turned on some snow machines just to prove 'em wrong.

it's the little things which keep me amused
(I helped save b3ta! tumph, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)
# what happens
if you do a Charles Dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)
# your teeth start gnashing
and you can't stop talking bolloks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)
# It
Peggy Rains
(tomsk, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:51, archived)
# neece
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Splendiferous
and Fantastricosious
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# That
is sheer 'kin art.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Once again,
your skills put us prols to shame.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)
# I'm not a prol
I'm a pleb.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Ah,
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)
# 'tis actually not too difficult
if you pick the right source images
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# where
do you get yours from then? I seem always to use the wrong search terms or something in google. Takes me ages to find anything useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# stop typing in
"scantily clad chesney hawkes" then.
try something different instead.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)
# but he is
the one and only....
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)
# there's nobody
i'd rather be.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)
# *retches*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)
# i know someone
who was asked out by a chap. she searched his name on the interweb (don't ask me) and found out he was the chairman of the UK chesney hawkes fan club.

history doesn't relate how the date went...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)
# that's an excellent
chesney hawkes related anecdote. i have none. :(
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:57, archived)
# My brother
looks a bit like him.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:01, archived)
# what?
the chairman of the Chesney Hawkes fan club?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:28, archived)
# one of my best friends
snogged his sister.
it's the best I've got in my Chesney Hawkes anecdote arsenal
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:05, archived)
# I have fuck all
at least you have that.
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:07, archived)
# you could always make one up
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Even better..
do you know where he lives?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:15, archived)
# i'll ask my friend
to ask the chap. i'm sure he does.

or is that the feedline to a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:17, archived)
# whilst sober
i have anecdotes for all occasions
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:09, archived)
# Damn
You could have some real fun on a blind date by searching their names first...

It's almost a shame I'll never go on one again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:59, archived)
# i think you've got to make sure
you're only asked out by people with unusual names.

having said that, googling for me does actually bring me up. but i'm not telling...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 16:11, archived)
# i am an
image bank convert - much nicer quality pics... but i still use google as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# what's the image bank
or more importantly where is it?
(kungfustu, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:47, archived)
# getty images
see slims post below....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)
# ditto
what the good Dr just said
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# I reckon
that I look at loads of images on google, pbase and other photo sites that I decide I can't use, but which other people on here would think up uses for easily.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)
# of course
it is highly improper to borrow images from here:
creative.gettyimages.com/source/home/home.asp
And the Houlton Archive collection is fabulous for black & white pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Naughty chap.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:42, archived)
# took me ages
to work out that that page is broken in mozilla! You have to scroll down a page to see the content! Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah,
but you have the imagination and skills to put images together really well.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:34, archived)
# :)
w/y/h
(lostpixel, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:27, archived)
# super
t'riffic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Surreally lovely
No...Sureally is

Sir , Likealot
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:28, archived)
# a lepidomnibusterist's wet dream
and a very woo one at that :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Spektakulur
(Chromatically Challenged, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Oh
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Arf
arf arf! WYH
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)
# That's
freakin' beautiful.
(Dogsdinner, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 15:53, archived)