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# ..

(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# The Lost City of Denizens!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Lady sailor!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# turtle pirates
in a galleon made of bean tins
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# an apple.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# I don't care
as long as it contains an obscure kung fu reference
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# if you want to fight
fight me!
man to man
hand to hand
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# a game of chess is like a sword fight
you must think first
before you move
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# uh......
.....isn't that the other way rou....never mind....
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# no, because they are playing chess at the time
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# *looks around*

......who?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# the two guys in the film where this quote is from
the mysteries of chinese chess boxing
or something....
jeeez don't make me go up in the loft to look for it..
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Sounds like Channel 5.
I shall avoid.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# it's a kung fu classic
like the 36 chambers
or Mr Vampire
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# What have you done
with my pie?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# i put it in the fridge for later
:)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Mr Vampire, you say?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# ha ha ha !
i love you as much as i love that film!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Ta,
It's one of me all time favorites.

(even though they screwed up the subtitles on the recent DVD release)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# haha
teh wu-tang? (before they went shit)
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# you think your wu tang skills can defeat me?
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# *sews your arse together and keeps feeding you and feeding you*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha!
*pulls Fanj's tounge out onto the dresser
and stabs the f*ck out of it with a rusty screw driver
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# haha
i might stick that on when i get home.. i bet it's rubbish in comparison to my memories of it though
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# still a class album
i give it a play every now 'n then
eM - Ee - Tee - H - Oh - Dee - man!
here i am, here i am
the method man
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Cock Idol
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# This
With a load of giant roosters outraged at the presence of a naked man, who is walking shamefully away, having misjudged the nature of the competition.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Alice Cooper
in a tutu.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ...
*promptly removes eyes with a pair of lit cigarettes*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# How about Winifred Atwell igniting a piano
with her rapid ragtime?


(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# 's OK
she's still got her other one.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# god realising his mistake
when he made the wasp
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# my mum
or something
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# [poses]
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# circles text etc
*yawns*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I fart in your general direction.
.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# 1.catches in paper bag
2.sells on ebay
3. -
4. profit
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# *obligatory licking of JJs poo-hole comment*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# *words of praise for fishfood*
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# :D
did you ever do a "lady smith?" hehe
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Page 3 war crimes
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# A penguin
Blowing the dust off an old and mysterious-looking book.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# this
You can never get enough dusty books
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# True
I have nearly 2 at home.
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# mmmm.....
....Victorian Erotica......uh, oh, ah....I mean Dickens......


.....sh*t.....
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# hmmmm
yes

Art books
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Wincey Willis skateboarding
to her doom!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Lemonparty with squirrels
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Half-Naked Hamster Honeys!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Revenge of the Sunday Dinners!
Roast spuds and Steak Pies on the rampage!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# That's pub food for you.
Tasty on the way in......
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Someone really tough like the hulk
Crying from a paper cut...

/try to be original.

Something with sexy ladies would suffice though!
(, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)