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# Cake!


What did/are you having for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:04, archived)
# I'm suprised that wasn't called
'the importance of sniffing turds'

and she must be the only person in the world who thinks you can digest sweetcorn.

oh and I had a bacon mushroom and cheese bap with mustard. Only £1.20!
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:06, archived)
# She probably
does sniff turds over breakfast.
Mmm, sweetcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# oh you've gotta love
the little ascorbic murine featured turd sniffing pretend doctor...sweetcorn you say
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# She belongs to a nutrional organisation
That's so exclusive, they let a journalist's cat join!
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:21, archived)
# pain
au chocolat
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:06, archived)
# I really wish I was eating that right now
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# that is the best thing to have for breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Apart from
GIN

and pinapples
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:17, archived)
# hmm
gin and pineapples. Contains the important food groups of Booze and Pointy Fruit
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Mmmmm...pointy fruit
You get my email?
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:25, archived)
# yes, sorry haven't called
will try and ring this afternoon if that's okay
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Excellent
Thank you. :)
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
#
chocolate pain! mmmmmmm... hurty...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# insertion of toblerone sideways
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Sausage and pickele bap
and it was rubbish cos they only fill up the sandwich machines on mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:06, archived)
# have nips and custard with it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Tempting...
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# nips? NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# nicotine and gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:08, archived)
# breakfast?
Coffee and a fag you mean?
(TallJim, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Granary toast
with chocolate spread, and coffee. But that was at 7.30. ANd now I'm starving. Stop talking about food
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Hurray, it's working!
I nearly pooed yesterday when it wasn't. I was teh bored at work. :/

I've had nothing so far, just got to work, but I'm hideously hungover so I'll be nipping over to the toast shop in a few minutes to get a bacon egg and ketchup baguette. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# You have a toast shop?
cor! I wish I had one of them. Apart from toast what do they sell?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:25, archived)
# At a guess,
I'd say bacon egg and ketchup baguettes...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# you can get it delivered you know....
www.thetoastshop.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Hot teacakes dripping with lardy butter!
Jammy scones and pastries to dazzle your eyes and trouble your heart!
Prawn mayonnaise sarnies - the taste of the ocean (with bread)!
Drinks! Drinks! Fizzy drinks!
Sausage and salad and mustard and chicken and tea and coffee and kit kats and cheese on toast and mushrooms and brown suace and APPLES!

All that sort of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Sounds like a place of wonder!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:40, archived)
# two apple nutragrain bars
3 mugs of coffee, and, soon, a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# a peanut tracker bar
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:10, archived)
# honey nut mini shredded wheat
and a massive cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:11, archived)
# i had two mince pies, a toasted ham and cheese sandwich and a cup of hot milo
for lunch I had two salad sandwiches and a litre and a quarter of iced coffee.
for tea i think I'll stick my fingers down my throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Milo?
Didn't the other Tweenies mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:14, archived)
# they all had their turn
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:17, archived)
#
Fairness is what justice really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:21, archived)
#
I had a glass of fresh orange juice.

just ordered a coronary roll from Fat Brians
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# i like the sound of this company
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# fat brains?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:21, archived)
# crunchy nut
somethings
(spook, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# poached egg and beans on toast
with a bonus sausage as its Friday
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:16, archived)
# bonus sausages
are teh best
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:32, archived)
# i expect to be having
a sliced egg and tomato baguette in a moment. with the tomato fished out and replaced with heinz mayonnaise squeeze out of a sachet.
and salt. and a coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Oh goody, more food threads
I had a bowl of porridge topped with sugar-free apple sauce that my friend brought me, and some cinnamon. And lots of coffee.
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# I had porridge
too.
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# It's the breakfast
of champions.
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# *hugs*

just you, me and Mr P so far :(
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:27, archived)
# *hugs back*
And our friends and relatives.

I've been begging the Londoners to join us but I think they fear leaving the city for five minutes.
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:28, archived)
# They're allergic to unpolluted air I think
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# They're ordering us about now
Look.
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:36, archived)
# They are aren't they
*gets giant flaming spork*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:43, archived)
# that's you bumpkins answer to everything!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:48, archived)
# February is a bad month
have another in May...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Agreed!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# dead pig and chicken embryo sarnie

*Thinks* if this theme continues then Rob will have to call the board 3ta HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:20, archived)
# An egg isn't an embryo, because it hasn't been fertilised
/egg pedantry
(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# That's a lovely piece of Beattification
For breakfastI had two soft boiled eggs and toast, two cups of tea and two slices of buttered toast and marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Hehe I recognise that croissant - smuggy!
I had a loverly bowl of porridge with a spoonful of honey and some blueberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:23, archived)
# You missed the quotes off her name,
It's "Dr" Gillian McKeith.
(tomsk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 10:28, archived)