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# Top Tip
Top Tip from Benny Bridge: Ever been in on a car journey and wanted a coolie but found them all hot in the boot? Well then, wet a sock, put the can in and hang it from the wing mirror as you drive along. Hey presto, cold beer (for the passenger of course) - as the water evaporates it cools the beer. The thicker and longer the sock the better.
(Crank, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# what do you wet the sock with?
(Pachey, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ACETONE!
or possibly stomach acid
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Blood
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Blood is a lubricant, not a coolant
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# you open the beer and we the sock with it
can you not see the picture detailing the whole thing?
(pdjpdj, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# manjuice

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# there's no other way
there's no other way
the only way the is is spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Liquid nitrogen
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# err ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Arf!
Top hummous sir
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# While stocks last.



.. and pants filled.
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Haha - I know those trousers


(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# those 7 months and 14 days in a solitary chamber
planning your introduction to b3ta were entirely worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
^^this

best use of lurkage???
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# *clicks*



*doesn't really click*
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I wee in a thermos to warm my cold chocolate
is this the same principle?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:13, archived)
# depends if you are driving
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:14, archived)
# and whether the beer is carling or fosters
what with them both being distilled from piss
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# both made by
the same company in the same brewary, fosters is 0,1% stronger

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I told you ducks were
a great Idea

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I was just having a conversation over msn about shitting in a thermos
when i saw that. How strange
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# touché
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaha
I'll save that in my Gmos/schnurr folder when I get back from lectures
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# };->
(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# i think
you should keep on lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# It certainly does cool the beer.
but not by much.

*has been a bored geek.*
(Papagato RackSpanner, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# First a link

and now a Talk


whats next?


(Calendar entry I guess)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# nah...
FP



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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Top Tip:
C'mon over to /talk if you aren't going to post a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# And with the money you'll have to spend
taking the dents out of your car door, you could have bought a fucking ice box in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 2 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# GET TAE FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 May 2006, 15:02, archived)