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# these bug me



also hello all, been a while
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# that's cause they're fecking shit

(: woo
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# feckin hell
I thought you were dead
'ow do?

/I hate them also
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:57, archived)
# hello sailor
i've been a bit busy but lurking like a good 'un

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# not too shabby
have quit smoking so am eating everything in sight
In fact I've taken a screen shot of Dave the Facts today and plan to have it ALL for dinner.
Are you ever coming to another bash??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:03, archived)
# yeah i reckon so
i felt bad cos i missed one and then i dropped off the face of the planet for a while. ran into waspy in a bar in soho though which was cool
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# well don't let that put you off!
must do w*rk now
keep an eye on the calender page
see ya
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# How I hate the
jingoism which crops up every two years like this!

woo to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Eh?
The Proms is EVERY year, not every 2 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
#
That reminds me of my friend and I driving down our high street blasting out Ride of the Valkyries as a remedy for rubbish boy racers. Our car was a rubbish one too, which added to it!
(I helped save b3ta! entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:04, archived)
# although to be honest
I do actually bloody love the jingoism of the Last Night Of The Proms.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I'm with you on this one
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 30 May 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Das ist gut, ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# 'lo chap
did you see the bashette pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Yup :)
I obviously didn't drink enough.

How's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Very busy as you can see
must do w*rk now ;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Arseparsnips
Good luck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Haha...
They are getting a little out of hand lately!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Tue 30 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I first saw these things
in 1997 in Malaysia (but with a Malaysian flag instead of a cross of St George). For Merdeka day. (50th anniversary). I laughed at them and told all my workmates that you'd never see anything that silly in the UK.

I would consider flying one if I were to drive through Scotchland, however.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Easy solution douse them in petrol while they arent looking and set fire to them
Although I am welsh :)
(HowlingWelshman omg hi, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I ignore them until they go away
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:01, archived)
# both alarm me
the fucking little cunting flags and those fucking 'add title here' on board things, that make me want to ram the car in front, GAH! don't get me started, i'll end up smashing my keyboard with heavy, angry typing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Unless of course
someone puts a 'Caps Lock key on board' sticker on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:02, archived)
# haha nicely done

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:13, archived)
# sudden pointless urge
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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# you shunned the chance of a gratuative bum shot there
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# oh drattings!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:08, archived)
# have some copypasta
THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006
Information Release
Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of
Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and
give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.
For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found
to be driving badly which includes:
- overtaking in dangerous places;
- hovering within one inch of the car in front;
- stopping sharply;
- speeding in residential areas;
- pulling out without indication;
- performing U turns inappropriately in busy high streets;
- under taking on motorways and
- taking up more than one lane in multi-lane roads,

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying
their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of
the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians. Those drivers
who have shown particularly poor driving
skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their
greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general
public.
Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers
and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha, liking it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# a good scheme
it should include indicating right whilst exiting a roundabout though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# arf arf

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# tres amusement!
saw a with a full complement of 5 on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:05, archived)
# ello there
i saw a fiesta with a flag painted on the bonnet and four in the windows. i resisted the urge to run him off the road and stove his head in with a tyre iron

how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:07, archived)
# this wasn't near weybridge was it?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:09, archived)
# it was in teh devonshire

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:11, archived)
# a'ternoon
Fair to middling, and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:17, archived)
# i'm feeling benign
like happy cancer
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:20, archived)
# you need...


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Leave them alone
or people might realise the drag those flags create adds about 10% to their fuel bill.
(skinwah punted Baxter, Tue 30 May 2006, 13:06, archived)