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[challenge entry] my first post
Thought I would start as I carry on...

(not quite sure how to put a image file on here but saved it to)

www.timbionline.envy.nu/paedo1.bmp


Okay that not working either... sorry am new to this!

Where can I place pictures on here?!?


EDIT : yay!


From the Sick Joke Book - Final Entries challenge. See all 39 entries (closed)

(Timbi, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:11, archived)
# *prepares to gurn*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:11, archived)
# it's a hot link!
*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *puts on fire hat*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:12, archived)
# burning is apparently not allowed today
please be fluffy and encouraging
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:13, archived)
# the debate this morning
put me in a mood where I shall be fluffeh.

Also, the trolling was a bit irripatating, n00bs are great compared to that.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:19, archived)
# <img src="http://blah...."/>
also, not a bmp please.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:12, archived)
# don't be so rude, give the noob a break etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:13, archived)
# NAZI!
etc etc


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:13, archived)
# nazi-nazi-nazi I think
I don't know, I lose track with all the people that have pointless irritations around here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *dons pith helmet*

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Turn it into a jpg first.
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#postimage

In fact the FAQ will answer all sorts of questions about what you can post and how and filesizes and image sizez and all sorts.

The FAQ will also guide you on where to host your pics so you can post them.

Edit: Hahahahaha @ pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hi!!!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hello!
If you'd like to be friends all you have to do is have a very quick skim of the FAQ and you'll see that no-one likes bitmaps and it'll also give clues as to how to put yer pics up!

EDIT: There ya go! See! Woo! and welcome!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Dave the Fluff!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:13, archived)
# that was TOO nice...
..whats the catch?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Yus,
he's making me nervous.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *huggles warmly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:17, archived)
# eeeek!

*quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:18, archived)
# pun him Dave
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:15, archived)
# I thought that when I signed up I got a nice message
that said please read the FAQ and watch the boards while you wait.

Does that not appear anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:15, archived)
# I dunno
I haven't signed up for ages


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:18, archived)
# pfffffffft.
As if I'm gonna believe that!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:19, archived)
# you should
it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:20, archived)
# christ on a bike
"Where can I place pictures on here?!?" is a very Frequently Asked Question
if only there was some convienient page that contained answers to Frequently Asked Questions we might be able to help you
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:13, archived)
# are you coming on to me?`
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:16, archived)
# yes
show us yer bum
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:28, archived)
# A frequently what question?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha!
*I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:14, archived)
# If you have nothing to save JPGs in
Try using www.pixoh.com
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:14, archived)
# ^^^^^was about ot make a similar suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Preview is your friend


oh, and use edit instead of reposting in a new thread

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Congrats, you paid attention to all the above information without losing your temper, making you better than 90% of newcomers.

Woo, and indeed welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Thankyou
Thankyou for being so gentle...

Sorry got so many twisted idea's will have to learn photoshop to spread the evil around...
(Timbi, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Oh god....
If i lived under a rock i would still know its noob tues.

Hello and welcome...
Please take a tip from the great people above and read the FAQ.

EDIT: Yay thats the one.... carry on
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:16, archived)
# why the shuddering fuck is firefox refusing to open this image?
it wants to launch fucking PAINT to view it!

Surely FF supports bmp? WTF???!!!

edit: wow, that image was worth waiting for.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ZoMg RoFfLeCoPtErz!!!!!!111111
LmAo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:18, archived)
# that has certainly cleared the mystery up
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:20, archived)
# no
BMP is teh evul!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:21, archived)
# BMP is a windows only Microsoft format
Non-optimised, unpacked and needs a proprietary displaying algo. Why should Firefox support it? Online image formats should be possible to optimize according to file size, and progressively loading. BMP doesn't do any of that.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:25, archived)
# I just went off in search of another bmp and found that it loaded ok
It even loaded from the bottom upwards, so I know it wasn't a mislabeled jpg or whatever.

what the fuck is up with this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:27, archived)
# that's the most hilarious
artistic and clever thing ever posted on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:22, archived)
# *WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT WOOOT*
My sarcasmometer has just blown a valve ya bastid! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:25, archived)
# hmmm....
Is that a hint of sarcasm then?!?
(Timbi, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:34, archived)
# No hint
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^
thus
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:36, archived)
# again,
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Tue 27 Jun 2006, 14:25, archived)