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# Tuck in yer bibs, its...

Today it's pouring with rain so I am digging into emergency supplies of tinned cheese and tomato ravioli on toast. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Big Mac Friday!
and first!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *shudder*
have rehydraded potato slices fried in disgusting lard with that!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# and AIDS coke
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# 'A pot of creosote and a picture frame!'
Hollandaises Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)
# The stickiest of all fence coatings with the lulliest of smells
and the sturdiest of frames.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# prosicutto e' funghi sandwhich
and a glass of rose
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Sir Spam has gone all posh!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# tah muchly
don'tcherknow
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# eight fish fingers, chips and beans
washed down with irn bru and snouts
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Oh yes
I heartily approve. I hope you have some suitable sauce to go with all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:31, archived)
# C'mon Fourdam
You know how it's done. DETAILS. We need DETAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Sorry
I'm just bored of my lunch

Cheese ham and marmite sangers
PAcket of blue doritos
Oxtail soup in a cup
Raisin and nutmeg muller rice
coffee and fags

Is that cheese IN the ravioli? Ravioli is top with cheese melted on the top of it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# That's better
A good wholesome lunch.

My ravioli is just the tinned stuff made by Heinz.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)
# im having fresh wild mushroom raviolli with some sort of sauce...
and loads of fruit and lolly pops.

i shall have oranges and kiwis and an apple and some grapes and some cherries and some peas (raw!) and a peach and maybe a banana! i like summer and fresh fruit and veg :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Cor
I am officially jealous of your lunch.

I too love to eat raw peas.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Raw Peas
are the only reason to have a garden
(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# That's a nice lunch
Good selection of fruits too.
My trifle has a similar selection but without the peas and bananananana
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# put raw peas in it!
trust me, they are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I like raw peas
But I'm all out of them at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)
# For lunch services above and beyond the call of duty ...

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I'm having
Sliced, sauteed sprouts, with finely chopped bacon, garlic and chilli and a big glass of milkymilk.
Scrummy-yumcious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Ooh sliced sauted sprouts
with accoutrements.
How unusual, how braw.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# And
It's not even crimbo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# You are one whacky man!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# What a madcap life I live!
Next Christmas cake up the snozzer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# :-( Chicken roll sandwich
With Romaine lettuce that tastes of cabbage. Yeuch. Grilled garlic chicken, steamed broccoli and brown/wild rice for me tonight though. Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I'm going to the pub with another b3tan
and having a Gourmet Thai burger with sweet chilli sauce, mango, coriander pesto and lime yoghurt.
Served with onion rings.
And I think I will have a bottle of Modelo to wash it down.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Blimey
I'm only on about the 8th reply and already I want almost everyone's lunch, including yours.
Mango with proper food is ALL of the delicious.

I hope the B3tan is me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# :¬)
if you can make it in about 10 min, you are welcome.

It is bilbobarneybobs.

Enjoy your lunches everyone.

I'm going now.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# HE WILL TOUCH YOUR GENATALIA
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# if you ask nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Mmmm
Left over chicken tikka from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Great
Have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# One Gross of letchery
and a bap
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Have an extra dollop of perve with that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# BRAINS!

In anticipation of the 3pm Zombiethon!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# oh
lully, are they spicy brains or normal ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Barbecue!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Have spicy drool with that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# a cup of tea
to wash down a big portion of nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# *offers some chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# *sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# what you huffing at?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)
# You called me a tosser
oh wait......

Yep, you're right

*tosses*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:52, archived)
# If you are feeling sick
have toast. If you can keep that down, have more toast with beans.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# chicken salad baggette
apple crisps

lemon sanpelegrino

tea
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# lummy
thats tres exotique!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# are you ok with the chicken?

its real chicken not faux chicken.

i tried to talk mrs thor into getting some ducks yesterday, but she wasn't having any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# no, I wouldn't be joining you you monster! :)
But its ok, I just had some spicey lamb style Quorn Kofta bites, which were in fact liek spicey brains!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Get some ducks.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Cor braw!
The fact that B3tards are having more and more exotic-sounding lunches is down to the Duke raising awareness of the importance of lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Still Very Hot and Sunny Here
Today I'm filling my face with a very lovely
Lamb HotPot - made last night and left to 'develop'.
I'll be mopping up all the gravy with thick slices of Homebaked Bread.

I've got some nice chilled Melon slices for afters. And a Sherry Trifle topped with Fresh Cream

And I'm washing it all down with a couple of Litre Cans of Cains FA (Formidable Ale)that were on offer in Asda.

If the Sunshine holds out I shall be off to the pub in a little while.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Highly commendable
I am assuming that your thick slices of bread will be suitably dressed with Lurpak, being the gourmet that you are.

I wonder, would your melon be cut up and plonked in the with trifle or eaten separately? I would have a dilemma with that if it was placed in front of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Because the bread is for soakage and moppage
It is being without the Lurpak.
I'm having the trifle first - then I will have the melon with some ginger sprinkled on it.

The beer is quite nice, considering it's out of a can, and it's Scouse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Meesta Gusset!
I had Blandford Fly from the Badger brewery last night! It's a bit kerazzey but lullily gingery! Like Hooper's Ginger Brew! That you cannae get no more . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Badger
Do some quite odd flavoured beers.
Some of them are quite 'flowery'- Golden Glory is particularly strange.
My favourites are Fursty Ferret and Tanglefoot
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Those are the more traditional beers
I love golden champion (even though I suspect they use 'artificial' flavourings)

Golden Glory is kinda peachy, I like that too

DAMMIT! They're ALL good!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)
# You are, of course, quite correct.
They ARE all good. DAMMIT !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hello luvly lady !
Super facts !

Today I'm having a huge greek salad and cheesy herby bread, some dried fruit/nut mix and a pint glass of cranberry and apple juice.

And maybe an in ice cream if the man in the van comes round.
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hello lully 'bitz!
What a fantastic lunch and very healthy too (puts gold star on 'bitz). I love cheesy herby bread. I hope it's as braw as it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy
I might slorm some (proper) butter on it yet !

gluttons rabbitz
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)
# the best sammich in london
the 'new yorker' from demartino's near great portland street.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Hmm
I think I have been there when I worked in the vicinity.

Does the New Yorker sandwich contain brick dust from the WTC?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)
# mmm....
gritty.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)
# a picnic on a hill
involving sandwiches and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# what beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# whatever I buy from the shop on the way
probably bottled ale.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Wonderful!
I hope it's a sandwich crammed with crunchy things.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Mmm, lunch
Yorkshire pudding with sliced beef, assorted veg and gravy (don't get too excited - it's a Sainsburys frozen ready meal).

Followed by a small bag of jelly babies.
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Not ever having tried them
I cannot make an informed opinion but if you get some chunky bread, spread lurpak on it and dunk it in the gravy it would make up for any possible shortcomings ready-made food might have.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:52, archived)
# lunch?
A refreshigly cold slushed up tropical flavour calippo slush sucked thru a straw!
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Yay
Don't drink it too quickly, you may get an ice head.

Have some chips too else by 15h18 you will faint from hunger and by 15h27 if you still haven't eaten you might slip into a coma.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:53, archived)
# today I am having
a ham salad roll on rye bread, cheese and red onion on poppy seed bread, a packet of BBQ walkers crisps and a 'warm chocolate melt' cake I pinched from the photography I was just doing at work.

All washed down with tea/coffee/pepsi.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Yay!
Braw lunch!
Especially the cake bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:01, archived)
# it was yummy. This is what it looked like:
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:01, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:14, archived)
# a bottle of scotch and a straw
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Gazpacho soup on a day like this
with crisp garlic bread and watered down with a couple of cans* of promotional sugar free coke, which surprisingly isn't that bad

Edit:*for they be small promotional cans
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Oooh
gazpacho soup is ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Get that Gazpacho
Good and Hot.
It's best that way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Hmmmph
I bought a jacket potato from the canteen, but its filling looked like cat food, so I gave it to milknosugar and had a Snickers instead. And a sodding can of sodding Diet Coke.

I am grumpy :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:11, archived)
# That's terrible
Ditch it and get something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:19, archived)
# woo!
Loaded Jackets! (Filled with potato, mushroom, tomato and cheese)
Bottle of Diet Coke
Cadbury's Twirl

/uninspired
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 21 Jul 2006, 13:13, archived)