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[challenge entry] but i neeeeeeeeeed it!

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(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:09, archived)
# This isn't over the top
this is an essential piece of equipment!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Thing is
that would actually be a good idea...
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# pfft, so true
*proxy bids £500 just to make sure*
*wakes up to find someone else did the same at £499*
*pays £500 for naff photo worth £10*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Sod it
i've already bought his album, this'll complete the set.....
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# the transformed man?
that's a class recording

"Picture. Yourself. ONABOAT. on a river. with. tangerine. trees. and marmalade SKIES!"
(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)
# I acquired
'Has Been' and it's well funny

Sidenote - Does anyone know who did backing vocals with him on Common People?
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Please God
let it have been Spock.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:30, archived)
# you mean the bird?
(Zaza, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Joe Jackson
or so I heard.

Edit - Live video link on links
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:56, archived)
# hahaha!
I have made many a silly purchase while drunk, but none that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:11, archived)
# simple answer.
don't go on ebay when pissed.

look at pr0n and wank yourself to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Agreed
I sent a message offering more than the asking price when pished - eejit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:15, archived)
# I would but my manager might get annoyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:16, archived)
# and he's not arsed about you being pissed at work?
he sounds alright to me
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:17, archived)
# i'm sure he'd be concerned about you being pissed at work as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:18, archived)
# arf
I have only ever bought 1 thing from ebay - and it turned out i was buying it of my best mate.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:13, archived)
# pictures of yourself in embarassing poses?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:49, archived)
# I'd buy it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:14, archived)
# bid now
closing soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Good...
...it's the buttons that make this!
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 18:12, archived)
# > 80mg/ml
Isn't that insanely high? 1ml og water weighs 1mg, so we're talking 80% by mass. Which works out at almost 25% by volume (Higher actually, as blood is denser than water. (I think, my maths may be wrong) Now you have about 10 pints of blood, so thats 2.5 pints pure alcohol. Assuming beer of 5% we're talking drinking 50 pints here. Jesus I think I'd set the trigger level slightly low, that much and I wouldn't be able to operate my mouse, let alone make a bid.
(JamesG, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 20:16, archived)
# er no
You've got that wrong. 80mg = uk driving limit
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 10 Aug 2006, 23:59, archived)
# no, 1ml of water weighs 1g
not 1mg
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 10:00, archived)
# :: Slaps self ::
Ignore me.
(JamesG, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I just laughed up my lungs
frollicking bronchitis
(Pingoo likes cheese, Fri 11 Aug 2006, 16:08, archived)
# That's true
I bought a broken boat on Ebay when I was pissed once. Cost me about four quid. Paid the bloke but never picked it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Fri 11 Aug 2006, 21:20, archived)
# Acually I would need that
so its not over the top
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 12 Aug 2006, 2:06, archived)