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# I've been trying to get Mort to walk more convincingly


/edit: Try no. 2 on the right... looks a bit less like tip toeing, and it's faster which eliminates some of the ED-209-ness.

www.morttheostrich.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Whip him.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Yes! And hard!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Have you received your sick joke book already?
I got an email to say it had been delayed by up to 6 weeks :|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)
# It's a magical thing called A SHOP.
Usually found on a High Street, you can just walk in, hand over your card/cash and say 'I want this please!'
They might even give you a really nice bag to take it home in like they did for me. (I suppose you want to know if you're in it and where? :) )
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Someone should put
a list of who got in and who didn't on here somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Would you like me to?
Edit: The book says it should all be on the site, but it's not. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)
# If you can be arsed.
None of mine will be in there, but I'm sure some people would like to know they're in and may even buy a copy because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Guess again... page 18, Glitter.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:32, archived)
# I know i'm in it - I just want to know where I can bloody get it!
Both amazon and play.com are 'awaiting new stock'. I didn't realise it was available in regular shops.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Waterstones!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:26, archived)
# spank you very much! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# *forks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *Spoons*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)
# *moons*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# *Croons*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# *Loons*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# ...fruit of the....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Ooooh... lady-fit!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:27, archived)
# *fits*

/like a lady
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)
# dude fits like a lady!
*sings*

badly
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:40, archived)
# *spasms*
like a man
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:48, archived)
# *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# *officer dibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# have I just not seen you
or have you just not been around that much?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Looks cool.
I don't actually know what a real ostrich looks like when walking but you've definitely convinced me.

Edit: I think 2 is a bit better, the extra wing action helps. But number 1 should be catching up! It's doing my eyes in!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# DROP YOUR WEAPON!
YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# PFFFT!
from robocop, yeah?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# yeah...
i knew you wouldn't let me down... you're the only one that truley understands me!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Dick Jones I tell ya!
DICK F-ING JONES!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# excuse me... this is a private conversation...
on a public board..... erm..

:)
(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# i said it looked like ed 209
just down there, look *points*
you see ed 209 is the robot from robocop that you're thinking of.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# I KNNNNNNNNNEEEW THAT!
*huffs*






*gets over it*
(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# yeah, i know they are all cunts on here!
!!!11onetwothreefourcomeonbabysayyouloveme
(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
# i know you....
you're dead... WE KILLED YOU!!1!1
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# "you can't come back... this is the real world... the really real world... there's no coming back!"
*edit* OH FUCK!!! THAT's THE CROW!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Robocrow?
intersting concept.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes. I want this film.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# 1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Break in through windows and blow a hole in your hand
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)
# /seams
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Arf!
That's quick shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:56, archived)
# slap a face on an existing anim, and bob's yer uncle!
thekraken.me.uk/images/robocopsheensmall.gif

the original took bloody ages, mind. *is rubbish*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Kinda cool
but aren't his wings facing the wrong way?

Or is Mort always like that?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
#
Given that they are extrememly crudely drawn wings, it's difficult to say. I think they're right.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# maybe it's just the way i'm looking at it
I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# puts me in mind of
ed 209
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
#
hahaha. Very true!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Needs more up/down motion i think
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
#
Oooph. Don't we all. /Frankie Howerd
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# ^This
I think it needs more kneeage.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# His right leg
still needs a little bit of work. It looks like he's limping.
Otherwise - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:34, archived)
# He walks like John Wayne
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Must....destroy....Mort......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# oooh evil
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Wow!
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Mort is organic
organic wins
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# /Middle class guardian reading soccer-mum blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# ooh
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# cor!
quality mort/sentinel thingies.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# I must get a job and money to get a mort tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Dole/student/homeless
scum
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# most of the above
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
#
that's a neato what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
#
www.spreadshirt.net/shop.php?sid=60485
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# that's ace
*wishes he had money*
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# haha
that's pretty convincing, for a constipated bird
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Walking CDC???
Hehe!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# tippety toes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# MORT-ALKOMBAT?
Now that would be good.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# nice.
does mort have any new songs lined up?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
#
www.morttheostrich.co.uk/ice_new.mp3

This is a "motion study" for it.

Mort is also helping the "motion study" by inspecting some faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)
# ho ho ho
"motion"

enjoyed the song! Properlike!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I think it's the foward-backwards head movment, through the neck, that give the natural feel
but that would mean that you have to felx the neck, compromising the character design. Since it's completely unrealistic anyway, why not make Mort walk like a human?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
#
because his legs bend the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 23 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)