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# Our good Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:28, archived)
# that's awesome (:
great colours and that
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# *considers dying her eyebrows purple*
Big woo, big big WOOOO.

Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Do it Do It...!
...then dye the Skin Purple...
And become the purple People Eater...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Heyhey!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:30, archived)
# haha
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Hehe
reminds me of something from www.thechap.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Jolly good show.
(*is a subscriber)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# wicked
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# :D
Well I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# i dissaprove of his facial hair
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# Oh.
*cries*

*buys beard trimmer*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# I dont know... it doesnt match his face
i always claim to hate facial hair, but i guess i dont mind it afterall..
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# You're just jealous!
You want your very own bit of manly fluff!

How do Miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# i got to bed at 6am this morning.
i'm quite achey now.

yous?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# I got to bed at 3 30.
and am also achey.

but it's Friday and Im going out to drink Beer and play Pool in 20 minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# i'm going to uni shortly
and i was at work like a good girl q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# probably would.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# come on
yes or no?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# yes
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# ^knew this
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# lovely lovely lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# He's too good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# who me?
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Brill colours
I was thinking last night, of dying my hair purple!!

Just for a laugh!!

But the missus woul kill me!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# I say!
That's rather good.

Obviously, fantastic subject matter - that goes without saying...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# *old joke warning*
"What was that?"
"I don't know, it went without saying...."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# I was reacquainted with a really old joke recently...
What's the fastest cake in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# g'wan - what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6546623
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# scone
how do you start a pudding race?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Apple turnover?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# sago
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# What's brown and sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Baby poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# A stick.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# I don't understand....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# *despairs*
Sticks are brown, right?
And by default they're also sticky, because they're a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# I get it now....
I have my own for you....

What do you call a pink bit of fluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# I personally
call it a pink bit of fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Yes.
That is right!

LOLZORDS! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)
# linford christie,


no, wait!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# With a luncheon voucher?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Genuine lol moment.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)
# The Blue Peter camera following it?
Or is this a trick question?

Is it an uncooked pineapple upside down cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# :D
I have no idea to say to all this niceness. I'm not used to compliments.

*blends in with hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Bless you, hunny :)
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# you big smell
/re-dresses the balance
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Bad Micto! *points*
No biscuit for you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# i say!
ding dong!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:31, archived)
# You're an avon lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# wan' buy my soap lady?
'sgood soap!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Made out of fat ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Today I ate either a)2 b)18 or c)19 hamburgers. CAN ANYONE GUESS WHICH ONE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:32, archived)
# An Octopus
Or was that not one of the available choices?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# i once ate 27 big macs in one sitting
beat that fucko!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Christ on a stick!
Vom-central!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# No. Nobody really wins in a competition like that.
Although I did survive for 12 days on nothing but kebabs, beating my rival by only one meal.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# i was ill for a couple of days after
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Now, there's a shock.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# I was on a whole other plane of reality for days.
A greasy, garlic filled world.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)
# D- all of the above!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# WRONG. I DIDN'T EAT ANY HAMBURGERS TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)
# A Whopper with cheese?
do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Doesn't look a bit like Rob!
...actually, come to think of it, it does a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# My secret's out.
I am Roberta, clone underling of our Glorious Leader, Rob Jong Ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Phwoar!
*appropriate Carry On style noises*

Red hair and glasses is the bestest.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I wish I was a real ginge.
It'd be fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Dyed red
works too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I agree with the comments of the last speaker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Tis uber woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:37, archived)
# fantastic!
and cor!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)
# WOO
by a factor of 1087578476538763865396747656547
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)