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# Press refresh.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:53, archived)
# oooh you done a clever internet thing

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
#
how does that work then?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:54, archived)
#
www.themanwhofellasleep.com/random/rid.php?pic=random
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# oh right,
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# cool
how did you set that up?
does it use a php script on your site?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Yes,
Here are all the pics in their wondrous glory: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/random_pic.htm
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# in terms of the script,
if i wanted to have a random pic from my gallery on my homepage
could i use this script?
did you write it?
or did you find it on the webbbbbbbbb?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# I found it on the web.
You download the script, add in a couple of URLs, and chuck it in a directory. If I remember where I downloaded it, I will send it to you.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# nice one, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# they're all ace
very woo
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
# front page this
for the most varied front page ever!
How does it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# A php script I downloaded.
I have very little idea how it actually works.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# It's simple.
php will pick a file at random from a pool of files in a directory.
It'll get the filesize and then write the header, e.g
Content type: image/jpeg\n\n
and then it will read the file from disk and squirt it out to the browser.

Hurrah! Funs for all.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Nonsense
it sends a email to a mans who makes a new drawding every time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Yes.
This is true. I tried to dazzle you with technicals, but I failed. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Cripes!
That's bril! How many did you load in that random selctor thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# The Paul Daniels one is especially disturbing.
Mainly due to the, er, 'upper body strength' of some of the individuals in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Mystery Bob has done something similar,
all witchcraft if you ask me, no matter how brilliant an idea it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# AAHHH
I want the lady one back!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Ooooh
I like the green girl.


EEEE! THUNDERSTORM! *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:58, archived)
# NSFW!
SFW
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NSFA!
SFW
NSFW

/forgot: woo the idea and all the pics!

/dit2: now do it with the macca compo pics! That's going to bring out the full humour!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# got
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(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# would
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(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:09, archived)
# How many photos are there in total?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:59, archived)
# I dunno. About 400 so far.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:00, archived)
# it does seem to feature quite a lot of scantily clad ladies
of the busty variety.


i like that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)
#
^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:05, archived)
# inspired by nobbynobody, I recon
nice work

some randomness of my own
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 14:01, archived)