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# I got a letter published in the New Scientist!
Hooray! This makes me officially clever and scientific! Yay! Look!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 20:59, archived)
# the question is
Are you clever enough to optimise? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:00, archived)
# ^ this
(Stegzilla, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# It's an animation.
See how it blurs your mind?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# when someone is proud of accomplishing something
someone always says something to taint it.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# pfft
you said 'taint'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# it's what being British is all about
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# *teas*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# *crumpets*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *dips biscuits in*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:09, archived)
# *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# *cops a feel*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:20, archived)
# *attempts to get some action*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:21, archived)
# *cries rape*

*gets six months in prison*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# *is ugly*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# indeed!
it's in the blood you know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *I didn't get where I am today* blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# You can't please all the people....
....all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:59, archived)
# I'm far too clever to worry about optimisification
I'm a published scienceist, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# I cannot deny the truth :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:12, archived)
# response of the year 2006
*passes jaffacakes and tea*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# ^ this with less bumlick
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:16, archived)
# *rapes*
*passes everyone jaffacakes*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Damn I don't care what you do with those jaffacakes
Just don't stop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# are you Joel?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:01, archived)
# pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# or
Helen Bantock?
(AMadDayYes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# By crikey.
It makes no sense to me though.
Shop a kitten onto it, there's a dear!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# ooOOoooh, get YOU
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:02, archived)
# 'ning sweetness,
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# i got to bed at 6am this morning.
i got out of bed at 9am this morning.
i cooked a full roast chicken dinner for my housemates this evening.
i'm some kind of old woman

how're you petal?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# That sounds like a blues song
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# *mouth organs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Haha I could have said that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# Yay!
Yes, Get me! I'm going to wear a lab coat ALL THE TIME from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:11, archived)
# i'm temped to do the same when i'm in lab sessions at uni
with all the engineering boffs and their snazzy blue coats

/jealouses
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:18, archived)
# Dear Joel,
I like the use of the word malarkey, it is both poignant and fun,

Yours sincerely,

Manley
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:03, archived)
# I love the word 'malarky'.
I also love the word 'combustion' and 'garrot'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:08, archived)
# words.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# Silly typo.
Thanks for pointing that out!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# "typo"....
No Problem
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:14, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhh
It's YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# Malarkey is a fine word to be sure.
I also am very fond of the word 'widdershins' and shall endeavour to use it at every opportunity in the future.

Thank you.

Pope Gregory II
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:37, archived)
# nanocurtains ahoy!
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:04, archived)
# nanonanonanonanonanonano

the best thing about uni life is that i can look through the whole history of new scientist for free. yesssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:06, archived)
# that's the BEST thing?
*crikey*
;-) 'ning m'lovely *quick huggle*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:07, archived)
# *huggles*

how're things with you then?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# *grand thanks*
red wine ahoy this evening
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:22, archived)
# well done mr I'm smarter than you :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Little Daveypants was exposed to curtains for just three seconds, and now look at him.
Protect yourself and your family with CURTAINGUARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Oooh
well done..I shall henceforth express hazard levels in millicurtains
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# I like
the HASS table 2 on www.hassandlass.org.uk/query/reports/2002data.pdf. It's like a game of cluedo. 1 person injured by an explosion in the bathroom.
(Doctor Cavendish is working on 'fluffeh tiem in pill form', Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:10, archived)
# I've actually read that now
and it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:13, archived)
# when someone is proud of accomplishing something
someone always takes 15 minutes to read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
# True.
You have to pretend to care for a while, before you finally take the time to care.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:17, archived)
# Words, everywhere there's words these days
I demand more semaphore flags and flugelhorns.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:15, archived)
#
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:24, archived)
# SCIENCE!
Nice one mister.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:26, archived)
# hahahaha
i love that so much
and you are 100% correct
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 21:32, archived)
# Crikey I'd read that in this weeks issue an all
Beat you to it though

www.newscientist.com/article/mg18224474.600-neutrino-talk.html
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:14, archived)
# ooh
we should start a special clever club
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 17 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)