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# Out now in time for xmas...

B3ta Board Nazi Dolls!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:31, archived)
# with the scanlines trick, you could have got that filesize so much lower

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:34, archived)
# I am wearing my scanlines t-shirt
and feeling very svelte
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# i'm coming!



and i'll be there on Sunday too
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# yay!
it`s gonna be GREAT!

he`s! gonna make ya! a sta-ha-harrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# "bows and arrows against the lightning - they haven`t seen the heat ray"

gah.. message deleter

he`d better do Brave New World, or I`ll storm the stage!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# haha
what have I let myself in for?!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# gut barging on an unimaginable scale

.. unless he does the song ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# i read that as 'gangbanging'
i guess i just see what i want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# you`ve always been a shifty one..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# i read that as 'shitty one'
:S
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# you either need to

[ ] make your font bigger

[ ] stop drinking

[ ] get glasses

[ ] stop wanking

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
# shan't.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# what's all this then?
have found Illustrator. Is going in bag now.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:05, archived)
# yays!
thankeee

help yourself to the jaffacakes of gratitude.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:35, archived)
# How many nazis are there on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Too fucking many
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# that's odd, I think I've seen one
and they are on a capped download so I sort of undestand it for them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:38, archived)
# my ISP is being a cock at the min.. getting about 40K/s max
so much for 24Mb/s
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:51, archived)
#
Just type "fucking FAQ" into glassco.cx
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:57, archived)
# there are only 3 entries in the last week
1 a bit of confusion over a "comedy" use of the phrase
1 a cartoon about nazis
and 1 proper one in relation to a 200k pic


I reckon typing in the FAQ code would have got the results you meant :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:06, archived)
# Twelvety
or possibly even umpteen.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# YUAR ZISS HIGH!
OFF ZE GROUND!

*raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# there's just one
posting under 30,000 aliases
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# always yelling at himself
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:43, archived)
# I had an alias once, but I only used him
3 times
(Dsquared, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# erm... you are the alias
AICMFP

are you Agent Muu in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:25, archived)
# I know of one on the board at the moment!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# The B3ta people I find hard to understand
are the "nazi" haters. They label and have a go at all the people who are trying to help learners, and get really, really, really annoyed whenever people say check the FAQ.
But then equally get annoyed by people like Stemill who really doesn't do that much harm (except when he posts massive pictures..... oh, hold on, I thought you lot nazi-haters are meant like that aren't you?!)

See..... I can't understand it.

And as for the FAQ thing.... didn't the mods create that bit of secret code with the intention that established B3ta users would use it to guide the new kids?.....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Ehm...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# Hello new person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq/">FAQ</a>. Cheers.
is the badger you seek


edit: fuck sake it goes mental in the subject line

~ faq ~

...with no spaces
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:49, archived)
# yes, I know what the code is
I'm just saying that surely it is their desire for people to use it?

(not that I do as I prefer to be fluffier)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:53, archived)
# you ain`t seen the board when you get 50 replies of
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

then ;)

it`s quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:58, archived)
# but thats not nazis
thats the normal people who can't be arse to tell them where they've gone wrong.

Maybe we need a new name, like "FAQtards" or something

Mind you, we're back to the Mods coming up with the FAQ thing......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:20, archived)
# I am only playing with you Mr Toast.
I know your intentions are good.

EDIT: Although the pic I posted earlier this evening was 62K!!
But i apologised,and no-one berated me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:55, archived)
# thats because its only 62k
no one complains when things are 1k over, and not many complain when things are 12k over.

The majority of complaints are when things are twice the recommended size or worse. Or, when people say "sorry this is so big" first or the ultimate evil of "I couldn't be bothered to compress this so fuck you nazis"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:02, archived)
# yeah it`s about getting the file size down without the picture looking like total shit
- only takes 2 mins at the end, and makes the planet so much more beautiful

.. unless you live in a dump, and your name`s Stig, because you probably can`t comprehend the planet, and will instead build a house out of jam jars or something
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:04, archived)
# but he's happy
and when he isn't he goes and rapes rabbits until he is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:07, archived)
# I use cr3's new uploader doings,
and it thumbnails and clicks for big for you, so no-one should have any excuse now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:08, archived)
# that kid has too much time on his hands
.. and I for one am glad
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:12, archived)
# HAHAHA!! ---> I LIKE THIS!!
*clicks
*orders a box of dolls.


Yay! Costanza agrees with the Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# MOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Hurrah for moobs!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:39, archived)
# eek.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:40, archived)
# Thinking of board Nazi and Seinfeld...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# *twiddles nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 23:01, archived)
# *buys*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:36, archived)
# *buys two*
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:41, archived)
# and it's even within the filesize limit! *grabs one*

sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrypearost
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha
If only Surfpunk was online to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*buys eleventymillion*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHA
fuckin awesome!
(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Seems to be a b3ta hitler doll
And much woo, sir, for thy hummus!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:46, archived)
# Haha!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)