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# Had to get this out of my head...
You lucky lucky people. Cutting edge animation* AND biting social commentary in one post:



*Possibly not cutting edge
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Monster.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# nice
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
class

edit: statutory
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
#
and "its"
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# any chance of a bigger version of that?
Im going to print out a few and put them on windscreens
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# /\this/\
twice!
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# great plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# oo do this.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# That has been done...
...but I'm afraid that's the only version I have. It's quite old now.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# hi time for another go at it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Haha!
And good day Doctor. I trust this finds you well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Top of the world!
Well, not quite. Sort of "Half way up a multi-storey carpark in Basingstoke" would be more accurate. But I'm happy, alive and busy.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# statutory*
/runs
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# and "its" not "it's"
/runs alongside
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# *dies*
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# arf
but it's the fucking audis that do that on my way into work

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# You wanna live in Footballers wives country like me
All the chuffing cars do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I do :¬(
but for some reason the aston's etc all seem to indicate
which is odd
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Usually because
1. they actually own their vehicles - not lease them from work

2. they don't want to have the ginormous cost of panel beating when they get hit by a cyclist for not indicating
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# I saw 2 ferraris reverse into each other outside a famous footballer's house
that was raethr amusing :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Why are you
stalking a footballer?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# hehe - well his wife is rather lovely (and famousish too)
nah, they live round the corner and i was on the bus home. the bus had to stop for the incident so i could see what was going on
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Funnily enough, this was inspired by being cut up by an Audi on my way to work this morning...
Waiting at traffic lights to join a roundabout - he pulled in front of me from the left lane, and then went right, all without indicating.

What the furg is so furging hard about being in the furging right-hand furging lane if you furging want to turn furging right? The furging left-hand lane is for turning furging left!

/rant


EDIT: Now swear-filter friendly
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# i have to use a round about in the morning
where there is a single lane exit, but people go into the right hand lane to try and race around before the left lane
it's like a bloody drag race and quite scary
luckily my car is quite quick and i can usually get round without having to stop
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I'd find that acceptable
as long as there is no right-turn off the roundabout
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# the arrows are painted on the road
left lane = left and straight on arrows
right lane = right arrow

but by right arrow people seem to think that it means straight on too because they can;t be arsed to wait in the queue
and the only reason there is a queue is because people in the left lane have to keep stopping to let the people in the right lane in.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# The problem with arrows painted on the road is
if you don't know the area and there is traffic, you can't see the arrows until you are just about to drive over them. At which point it is usually bloody impossible to change lane.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# nope
there are HUGE signs too
and they often drive along the wrong side of the road for about quarter of a mile to get in the right lane bit

I guess you have to see it to understand as my description isn;t very good
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I meant in general.
If you are driving in an area you don't know and it is not clear which lane you need to be in except what is painted in the road, and there is a lof of traffic. When you finally see that you are in the wrong lane, people won't let you change lanes because they think you are trying to get one over on them.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# LOLLZORRZZZ!!one1!!
Furging!

*steals for future use*
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *furges*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Or drving straight on.
In a two lane entrance thing.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# German car owners*
in general, in my experience.

*owners of German cars, not car owners that are German
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Gah!
out-ninja'd
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Except VW Drivers
...who are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# i read that as aids
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# yeah
them too
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# hehe
so true
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Like it, Centurion
How's you, Monsieur Labs?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I'm grand, ta.
Will be much better come 5 o'clock, but I'm not complaining.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Agreed.
I always try to come at 5 o'clock, wherever I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# hahahaahahahahahaaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# ho ho
Break My Windows!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wheeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)