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# Tenuous don't peek!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# RIS
but she has a face like an orange!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# very a-peel-ing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# i sense we may go rind the mulberry bush with this one..
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# It can be orange-d
(I'm sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# yay!
*sings*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Essex?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# He had his cock up the chicken
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha...
That's Funny to me...
...because my name is Cockerell...
No really...
So Cock up a Chicken is a real Knee Slapper...
*Arfs like a puppy*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Mornington Crescent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# You win!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# i peeked but i'm still rissing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# twiced
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# me2
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# what the hell IS rss anyway?
whenever i've clicked an rss link, all i get is html style nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# random symbol string
it's exactly what you get, html symbol nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# IE6 user, i presume?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# u need an RSS reader
its just so you have all your news, blogs etc in one place rather than surfing through different sites
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Takes all the fun out of it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# oh yeah... sorry...
i've always got helpful replies to proper questions on here...

God would kill kittins if i didn't do the same... t'is the law!



*edit* oh i see.... i thought u meant cos i didn't give a thilly answer...


(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# No I mean
RSS takes all the fun out of surfing

I like visiting different sites
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# NINJA STYLEE!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# :¬)
'tis all good
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# I think they meant
the fun out of surfing

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# ^ agreed
never used rss more than a week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# oh right
but what does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Really Simple Syndication methinks...
or summat like that...
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Really Simple Syndication
is what it stands for. There's a helpful explanation on the BBC news site somewhere... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/help/3223484.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# oh right
seems odd
i like browsing the web for stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# depends...
... some things it's best to have in one place. For me it's because i'm a absent minded moron who keeps forgetting to check sites, and i get bored easily :-/
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# It's alright if you
just want news headlines or follow a blog or something. You can add them to a personalised Google homepage and have millions of them scrolling away and pretend you've got your finger on the pulse of the beating heart of the internet, like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# apart from
it taking about six days for the google page to update properly.
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# i use sage for FF... i'm well impressed
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# RSS is cool shit
for providing news stories in a cool form.

Get FireFox and the InfoRSS extension. I use it to keep up to date with the news from the BBC. Alternatively, google is your friend!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# More importantly,
what's RIS? ive been reading b3ta for a while now and still dont get what it means...
(blue_monkey_cheese, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# me too...
is there meant to be writing on the eyes?
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Perhaps it's a reflection of something we can't see?
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# *remembers blade runner*
and the ability to look round corners in photographs ???!!!!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# That was the coolest part of blade runner
In fact the whole film is cool
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# ooh get all existential on us
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# something about cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# RISing again.
very orange, but still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# cataract lenses?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# The 'Contracts' are not as clear as they should be
I faded them so I could erase around the eyes and forgot to fade them back in.
You're supposed to see contracts in her eyes,
and i've got to go now, so cannot correct it!

/Dumb shit blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# +2 dumb shit points for double posting
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# My internets keeps borking
so I click twice somtimes
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Doesn't beleive
the first post had the title sans "not", the second post had the "not". Methinks you clicked, realised your mistake, edited and clicked post again, hoping that the first post never went through. Except because of the magicalness of the HTTP protocol, it did, and you just didn't receive a response in time! AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Thats ok
I've done it a few times now. If I persecute others, no one will notice my infractions

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# You do know
that there is an edit button, riiiiight?
Edit: Nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Has she
got cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
#
Hello,

This is GENERAL MARCEL AMOUSSOU FERNAND, a senior military officer here in my country, Benin Republique. I joined the Benin army in 1975. During my career, I successfully attended a number of training courses in renowned military academies in France and China. I graduated from the École Supérieure de Guerre de Paris. I'm 53 years old and happily married with four children.

I did served as the deputy force commander of the United Nations Operation in Cote D'ivoire, (UNOCI) since 22 August 2005 and as Acting Force Commander since April 2006. Before joining United Nations, I was the chirf of Defence Staff of Benin from 200-2005 and the Chief of Staff of the Army from 1997-2000. I have also served as Director of Planning and Military Cooperation in the Ministry of Defence of Benin and has been involved on several occasions in regional initiatives aimed at anhacing the peacekeeping capacities of the Economic community of West African States "ECOWAS". I was also in charge of all contract xecution under my ministry in 2002, which was executed then. I will be due for retirement at the end of next year.

This fund which I want to move out for investment in your country is an over invoice of a contract executed under the Ecomog Field Operation for the supply of operational trucks, operational vehicles, foods, cloths, ammunitions etc. I was in charge of the award of the contract and I intentionally over invoiced the bill. The original contractors has fully been paid their charges and this residue is not to be paid to them without the knowledge of the ministry.

Since I am in the position to approve for the payment, there will be no problem with the approval of the payment. I will also use your passport to obtain a fund declaration from the high court here in Cotonou - Benin Republique, using your name as the rightful beneficairy. also I will obtain from the Ministry of Internal Affairs, a certificate to clarify that you actually executed the contract here in my country. I will obtain in your name, a certificate from the drug law enforcement agency to indicate that the fund is not a drug money and clarify that the fund is not for the sponsorship of terrorist based on the 9/11
attack on the world trade centre. I will bear the cost of all these certificates.

Thanks,

GENERAL AMOUSSOU FERNAND
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# A/S/L?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# 54/M/Your Mum
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Thats the worst picture I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# uses this line to bid on a mobile phone
using ebay!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# These things always make me laugh
and also the people who actually fall for them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Appropriate reply for such emails
posted in talk...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Er...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# OFFICE SPACE!!!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)