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# Ning, chaps and chapettes.....
Chloe's bored again. What should she do?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)
# sue Coca Cola
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# that's quite an exotic surname
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Meh.
I tell you what she should do...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)
# can she try to change the bag on the vaccum cleaner?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# She uses a Dyson.
Well.....her staff do.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# well - that's why it would be funny
getting mad at not being able to find the bag
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE TO EDUCATE ME IN FUTURE AGRICULTURAL METHODS
LED SICKLES
GLACIAL TILL FROM THE COMING ICE AGE
HOVERING GRAIN STORAGE AND COLLECTION UNITS
FARMERS ON FLOATING SINCLAIRS DISCUSSING THE ATOMIC STRUCTURE OF A BEE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)
# There are no farms in the future.
Human kind gets its nutrients from factory produced pellets.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE IMAGINATION
*runs off to cry*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# heh heh heh heh.
}:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)
# ...with L.E.D.'s?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Drugs are bad
mmkay.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Is this in the said year 3000
We will live underwater by then.
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# yeah, but otherwise
things are just the same
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# mmm.....
Krill.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# IMAGINE THE MOVIES
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# haha I remember that bandwagon...
(dognutz, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)
# Will we have teh gills?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)
# yes
we will have the gills to pay the bills.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Chloe?...Who's the fuck is Chloe?

Where's Kat and Scarlet?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# She's the new recruit
Introduced so Scarlet and Kat don't have to do the pervy stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Pervy stuff eh!

*googles*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# She should put an egg in her shoe
and beat it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)
# She's always bloody bored.
She should get a chuffing job.
(w0rmwood pearl, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)
# What credentials are required to get a job in “Chuffing”?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# A GCE minimum
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# She ought to get the sprouts on or they'll never be cooked by 25th
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Battle of the boobs with Helga
(Bumsmells, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)
# She should
see how far she can shoot pingpong balls
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)
# ???
(jammietarts ..., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# 20 meters.
27 if the wind's on her side......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# fuck herself with a smutty
root vegetable


/feelingviletodayblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)
# That's Hilary's field.
I must finish that Cucumber-related sequence at some stage.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# phhhhhhhhwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i fuckin' love cucumbers, they's tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Hehehe...
I Wondered if there was a secret strip of Hilarys Movie Career...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# There are certainly sketches......
....drawn...uh...prurely for the sake of fleshing out the character.
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# coo - that's almost what I have suggested below!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# do you really need to ask?
OK, I suspect she is hungry, she's going to nuke herself a baked potato. But being some sort of genetic freak the rotating of the potato gets her very hot and bothered indeed. As the potato nears readiness she's actually dripping from the gash, a pool of slot slime gathering at the her paws. When the microwave dings, she grabs the potato and rams it up her muff screaming as the her mucous membranes sear - the smell of boiling fanny batter is just revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# *hahavomit!
is my precise emotion after reading this
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# did i mention i coloured in one of thease last night?
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(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)