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[challenge entry] Obviously we'd actually still speak English
but for the purposes of an excuse to post a compo entry:


From the United Kingdom of France challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# oh shame
bindun
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Must have been
one of the ones I couldn't see.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# yay - you picked one with me in it
*self imports*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Bah
*Envies*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# i'm in it too!
*joins exclusive gang*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *starts rival gang*
*with a better clubhouse and everything*
(Pachey, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)
# pffft
clubhouse = your mums kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Bonjour Monsieur!
Comment ca va?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Bonjour Professeur
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)
# How are you matey?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Not too bad.
It am not friday. But soon. Then I *glee*

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:29, archived)
# About the same...
Apart from a healthy dose of working-for-the-NHS-fed-uppididity.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:49, archived)
# pffft.
but indeed bindun.
not that i care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Verge de verre
(Astatine, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Your French is better than mine, so I will woo you
In other news, an image search for 'diazepam' came up with this rather disturbing image: www.rch.org.au/cep/media/diazepam/dias8.gif
(Pachey, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahah
it's 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Now,
That's the best reply I've ever seen!!!!
(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:14, archived)
# while that may or may not be true
It used absolutely no French skills whatsoever to find an online website translator.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
#
"... image search for diazepam bumrape
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ANAL
application of valium in quickly absorbed gel form is an emergency treatment for extreme and potentially fatal epileptic seizures.

FACT

(me,I just take the pills, for hangovers ... 13 rupees for 10 x 10mg over the counter in Goa (= about 15p) woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Learn something new every day
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ikea goatse instructions?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)
# You got Mail!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Yeah, but no fucking attachment
(Pachey, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:13, archived)
# i thought as much
post-op
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw! Shirley?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:10, archived)
# That's what you get
for using a free translation service.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)
# comme on dit "LOL"?
ou "Woo", ou "Yay"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Yay!
*tries to remember any French at all*
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Just shout "Ou est la Jambon!"
now and then and you'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
# or
rideaux de boeuf
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Woah, easy there
"Rideaux?" Far too many vowels going on there
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 15:26, archived)