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# I did the maths...
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6000 posts and my 3rd b3ta day in one go. Hoorah!

Edit: Thanks to all of you down there :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:47, archived)
# hippy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Hahaha
try 5 years and one FP:P


and woo to the power of 6000!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# try
4 years and one picture post :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Woohoo!
I've broken your messageboard hymen!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# 3 years
no FP.

I blame paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# gah?
Why the hell not?

Your stuff is fwuffy to the power of fwuffy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Not funny though.
Or particularly sexy in photoshop terms.

Basically I'm a nuisance. :D I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Nonsense!
Oh OK!:P

No really you're a board staple!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# heh, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *looks around for staple gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:58, archived)
# *prongs to the ready*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:01, archived)
# hahah
I don't really know what to say to that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:09, archived)
# wasted? WASTED?!!!?
best years of yer life, son.

woo, btw! and congrats!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# One day all this will be yours!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# what, the curtains?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# No
The recalled ikea glassware.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# but i wanted the shelves
you never loved me
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Well you were a mistake!
The knotted sheep gut burst.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# /funny sheep shag pun here*
*braindead today...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
nice referencing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ta!
glad to be of service
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:56, archived)
# BACK IN THE SUMMER OF SIXTY NIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
#
wasted woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# congratulations!
i'm averaging just under 2 posts a day
but that doesn't take into account my long sojourn in 4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# happy b3taday fella!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:49, archived)
# :(
4 years on b3ta
almost 30k posts
no front pages.....

HAPPY B3tA DAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Big Grats M'Youth!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# happy b3taday
and congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Two milestones at once! This calls for a celebration!
*Cracks open the champagne*
Very well done, chap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Happy Birthday Mr Duck
congrats !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Congratumerlations
aaaaaand happy b3taday too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# happy b3taday

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# yay!
many happy returns
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Happy-congratuma-b3ta-lations-day!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Congratulations
have this as it's not worth it's own thread

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mov/beachpan.mov
I decided to do a QuicktimeVR file instead of a planet thing.
But this doesn't loop full circle and has a big demo version sign on it, bah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Damn, where's that?
It looks cold and miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Worthing, yesterday morning
cold, miserable, closed.

Lovely though :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# That's pleasingly bleak
I love scenery like that, sod all that fluffy meadow bollocks, give me existential pain every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *quacks*


In fact, have a link to my not-so-great Hendrix happy birthday too. Just cos I made it today.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:52, archived)
# cor!
that's spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hooray! congrats
but where's the nakedness?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# happy b3ta6,000postday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:53, archived)
# consmatulations!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# wow
double congrats, Devil Ducky!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:55, archived)
# don't worry, no one does any work anyway.
365 days a year. 366 on a leap year. we'll take to worse case senario of 366 posible days to fill with useful work

everyone spends 1/3 of their time sleeping = 122 days a year.

244 days left to do work.

QED

everyone spends 8 hours a day resting and that.
= 122 days a year

122 days left to do useful work

52 weekends a year = 104 days

18 days left a year to do useful work

everyone gets at least 1 hour lunch break a day
366 hours = 15 days

3 days left.

everyone gets at least 10 mins coffe break a day.

366*15 mins = 2 days

which leaves 1 day, which is christmas day and no-one works then.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 15:59, archived)
# You have waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:08, archived)
# not enough really
between freelance animating, job hunting, t-shirt site maintaining and pandering to grumpy pregnant wifey's whims.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 16:10, archived)