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[challenge entry] The US gov't tried to cover it up as a bit of fun
but they weren't fooling anyone


Click for full NSFW Abu Ghraib larks

EDIT: sorry for earlier cock up
please don't bar me

From the Real Life Board Games challenge. See all 334 entries (closed)

(prodder This crack's really moreish, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:33, archived)
# NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK!
not that i care... I'm unemployed!!
MORE OF THIS KIND OF THING!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Do it
like this instead.
That way folks don't get embarrasses or offended. (as I discovered after a slip of the cut and paste device)
Anal fisting for President!
.
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:59, archived)
# nsfw
or the recording studio!
but funny
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:35, archived)
#
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# Happy b3taday!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
#
Thanks prof.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Don't talk to him!
He's a dirty heathen! C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
#
*weeps into baguette*
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# Aww!
There, there . . . I forgive you . . .

It says I should, in the bible . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
#
"Please disregard poo posts on B3taday"
"............................................................................ Quincey 24:4"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fairy nuff!

*offers cayke*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
#
Mmm ta.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *clicks furiously*
awwwww stupid over-sized broken link
*edit happy b3taday.... didn't notice 1st time round
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
#
Thanks for noticing :)
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# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
Thanks Milkman.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# happy b3taday
and special 'nings to you all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
Ooh thanks LDD!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
#
Thanks much.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Yay!
Someone shares my B3taday!
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#
*cuddles*

Jeebz! 5 years. *bows*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *Huggles back*
The Lurking Queen!

I'm thinking of getting that printed on a TShirt.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joliet, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:01, archived)
# *unlocks bunker*
Everyone's invited...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Oh goody, I have biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I just made some tea
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Perfect
these biscuits are the best & they go great with tea. They are Tesco's Chocolate sandwich biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# oooh
ta
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:49, archived)
# *doesn't mention Tim-Tams*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:07, archived)
# That's... a little NSFW.
Would it be possible to link it please?

/fluffy today

*edit*
Thankyou!

Being fluffy sometimes has better results :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Aaah.
This reply made me feel more calm.

More of this kind of thing.

(but less NSFW please)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Carlossus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Fluffy time is eroding more and more
as the original poster fails to link it.

I may have to rant in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Eeeeewww..
tj; what the heck did he post?

www.b3ta.com/board/6975362
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:36, archived)
# :|
Blimey. M3's been banned?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:37, archived)
# awww... what've I missed?
:(
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# I don't know myself.
I've just gone through his posts and it doesn't look like he's done anything out of order :/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# that's scary
I'd like to know what he did wrong so that I don't accidentally do it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# I think when you get banned, things are then hidden in the archives
his profile says 24 talk messages, but nothing shows on the search
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Hmm odd... But the search only shows the last 7 days doesn't it?
I assume the 24 is 'all time'.
Check glassco.cx...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:44, archived)
# probably whatever image he posted
in the edited post
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# probably insulted Rob too many times...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# whoa!
what happened? what did he do?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Ooh Ooh what happened!
*eagerly awaits for gossip to ensue*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:39, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:40, archived)
# archive says.....
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# it was a girl deepthroating a tap
wasn't that sexual at all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Fuck's sake,
that's a bit over the top.

Considering things like goatse, a girl deep throating a tap is hardly cause for concern.

Not to mention deagostini. *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# when he's had an erect cock put on the front page
that doesn't sound offensive at all!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)
# that all?
sounds a bit excessive...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:48, archived)
# gah!
Even if it was offensive, couldn't he have been naughty stepped first?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:52, archived)
# ^this.
That's what the nawty step was created for.

*demands petition*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I got naughty stepped once
for editing a fp post to say 'thanks'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:55, archived)
# wtf?
And I thought I was a board nazi...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:58, archived)
# hmmm
smells like overkill

or maybe pmt
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:56, archived)
# maybe...
perhaps someone had their tampon in sideways
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:02, archived)
# M3 was a mod, wasn't he?
how strange.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 13:09, archived)
# O fer fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:38, archived)
# What are you trying to say there?
You are a spanging ham toucher?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:41, archived)
# something like that
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Spankitty spang?
Goodnight all. 'Twas lovely as always:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:46, archived)