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[challenge entry] me and a friend were actually talking about this a few days ago
it makes more sense to mash together old movies rather than just remaking the same story (of course an original story would be even better, but hey) I came up with this idea.
A couple of kids go skinny dipping in the sea one night (probably after a prom), then, da da, da da, dadadadadDA! they get ate by a shark.
just like jaws
but then what happens, one night a boat on a booze cruise sinks and the shark has a party. BUT because there are so many people in the water and some of them a filled with nasty tasting booxe, the shark doesn;t eat them all, it just bites some of them, these people don't die right away and it turns out THE SHARK IS A VAMPIRE
Then the vampire hunters turn up, and they start to 'take care' of the vampires. Because these vampires have been bitten by sharks, they've got horrible gaping wounds and some have legs missing and stuff. and there's some sort of plot by the human vampires who are being influenced by the head vampire to sink a ship or an oil tanker or something, or probably crash a chemical tanker ship into the shore and blow up the town or sink the island so the shark can feast, but our clever, wisecracking devilishly handsome vampire hunters (think busta rhymes and kristen bell in a bodice) (kristen in the bodice that is, busta will probably wear a jacket) but anyway, they foil the plot and blow up the ship while it's still far out to sea and then they're in a lifeboat drifting at sea and they see one more vampire in the water. This is when they realise that the head vampire wasn't on the exploding ship but is ACTUALLY A SHARK!!!!!!!!11
So they're floating in the nighttime sea with a big scary shark out to kill them, it's all very suspensful and scary and there may even be som SEXUAL TENSION but probably not because that sort of thing is lame and often gets in teh way of a good action bit or ruins the scariness. but anyway they come up with some really inventinve and clever way of disposing of a giant vampire shark while armed with nothing more than a pcaket of ships biscuits.



If snakes on a plane can get made, so can this. It's going to be fucking brilliant

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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Is English your first language?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
Lovely picture.
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# Quicker summary of your text please.
I saw vampire shark and was intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# HAHAHA!!
You cheeky imp!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# as apposed to the fruit shark?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# JAWS MEETS BLADE
but with a bit more clevage on show
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# perfect description!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Excellent.
*invests ten million pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Words!
*eyes glaze over*

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post74984/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# ^ this gets my vote
needs more celebrity sex shenanigans though
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I'm aiming for a broader appeal
Of course, if you read between the lines, what it really say is "My dreams are plagued with visions of Pauline Fowler squatting over David Cameron's face and gentley squeezing out a turd into his waiting mouth. The male members of the cast of The Bill stand around in a circle feverishly pounding their truncheons".
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Haha
it's a shame I can't vote twice, this is the best yet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# yes but
I've only got mspaint here and google images is blocked

also, I'm feeling lazy this morning
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'd go see it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# you'd go and see anything.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# gotta take advantage of 2for1 wednesdays
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# too much text!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# oh my god.
that must be the best script EVAR!

(or maybe that film with steven seagal and helicopters and penguins and bikes is slightly better)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Combine the two Movie Ideas I reckon...
Be the biggest thing since Top Cat the Movie...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# you need more sleep
and less speed
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# you need more cash
and less unprotected sex

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# sublime
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# i'm sorry i tried i really tried but i just
couldn't read it all....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# its funny
We're capable of reading blogs and newspapers and books but as soon as someone posts more than 20 words on b3ta people become illiterate
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# ^Unable to read this...
^Or write the above...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# not illiterate, NO TIME! I've got to get on and see what else has been posted!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# It could end
with the government arming a submarine with wooden torpedoes
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# YES!
you're getting an assistant writers credit wether you like it or not
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Excellent
Garlic depth charges should be in there somewhere too...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# IT'S A FRENCH SHIP
AND THEREFORE THE BISCUITS HAVE A HIGH GARLIC CONTENT!!


WINNER!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# that would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)