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(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I think all B3ta members should get a free go on her tits
it's only reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# *seconds motion*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *feels motion*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# *applies lotion to motion*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *applies limes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *adds mint and cucumber* (of all things!)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# trust me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *applies within*

/gah! running-thread dropout!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *applies without*
(you ain't seen nothing like the Mighty Quinn) removed so other equally old people can have a go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# *something about the mighty quinn*
edit: gah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# 23rd Best Dylan song ever*
*fact!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# what is 17th?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# My Back Pages
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# 9th?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# dunno,
can't think of anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Queen Jane Approximately.
(OK, that was a guess)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# No, no!
That's NUMBER 1!!!!!shift1!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *points*
23!

*writes on walls*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *hasn't seen nothing like the Mighty Quinn*
Edit: Damn you mindmictoboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# You ain't seen nothin'
like the mighty quinn

??Double Gah!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# With Apples
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I think I would pass on that
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# don't lie to me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I am not a Lebanese
I can appreciate the asthetic appeal of natural lady bumps but I don't want to fondle them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# 'lebanese' :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# There you go again.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I bet I could turn you . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Don't you like bouncy castles?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I thought you knew I was a girly
Still am, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Yeah I know.
But 'have a go on' could mean all sorts of things when you're talking about inflated plastic things.

I didn't actually mean 'bouncy castles' as a euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# You mention bouncy castles in a nork thread
then deny it was a euphamism!
I prefer trampolines :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Bouncy castles are the best.
Comfy fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# yeah, we all know what you're talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Pfft.
My boucy castles are the comfiest fun of all, but next to them, proper bouncy castles are the best in good terms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)
# they do make sex a bit tricky though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)
# It's all about the rhythm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)
# it's avoiding the kids that's the hard part
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)
# bugsy i go before the gingers
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# 'bugsy'?
surely it's 'bagsy'?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# he knows what he said :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# either way
if i'm after you i'm treble baggin'


(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# If you go after this
ginger beast you'll need to wrap it in bandages just to touch the sides son! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# ark at mr perfectq
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# *smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# *spikes*
*takes advantage*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha
very good

edit:apostrophe police have been dispatched
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# yeah
it comes out on a Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# i can remember the ads saying Thursday
a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I'm sure the Nuts editors aren't really much more intelligent than their readers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# They hired Johnny 'Prick of the century' Vaughn.
So yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Johnny "Film critic who never turns up the screenings and so never actually sees the films he's supposed to be reviewing" Vaughn?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)
# That's the one.
Johnny 'Anything bad said about him in apostrophes between his first name and surname must be true as he's a twunt' Vaughn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# B3tan's what?
[edit] Damn you Micto!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# haha
cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha Good shout!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# TJ: And apologies for the woeful bad form
Does anyone have a spare mo to shop either of the pics from this article please?

www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/swanews/display.var.1317056.0.slim_running.php

It's a mate who's weight-loss has made the local rag as 'news'. I think he should pay for this shameless self-promotion.

*fully expects abuse and whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com suggestions but HOPES someone is nice and is in a good mood*
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I don't think either of those
need shopping.

People are generally nicer when you post requests like this in an existing thread. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Ta
I've tended to get through life being a bit cheeky but without being a complete cock about things :)
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I'm in a fine mood thank you very much
and think he's done a marvellous thing for himself and his family.
I bet he could kill for a pack of pork scratchings though.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ah, but...
Those of us who know him know he's STILL out for "nine pints with the lads" and smoking and then asking for shorts at the curryhouse afterwards.

'Shorts' the drink not 'shorts' to go running in.
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Did you mean like this? (NSFW)
shopped!

You didn't say how you wanted it shopped or anything
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I'll have to
let you know when I get home!

I've noted the NSFW tag and have lurked long enough to not be clicking anything with lemonparty in the URL!
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
# You probably don't need to click
and can work it out from the name!
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I've said it before, I'll say it again,
Nuts generally print the true 'spam' that has done the rounds, and don't actively go looking for B3ta stuff.
One member contacted them after they published on of his pics, and without any fuss or bother accepted it was his work and gave a generous sum to charity.
They do tend to print the older, 'known' virals.
ZOO, on the other hand, are thieving, robbing scumbags who regularly trawl B3ta and user blogs lifting any image they want for publication,
and even though they have only recently started acknowledging the 'creator' they still insist that the user contacts them for credit/prize etc,
rather than doing the courteous thing and contacting the user BEFORE lifting the image asking if it is ok, which would also settle any copyright infringements which could be addressed prior to publication.
They also have a tendency for denial. Shifty bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Zoo actually state now
"all images from b3ta.com unless otherwise stated"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# yup, and it took a fair bit of nagging at 'em to get that
they're still not acknowledging the problems and questions put to them prior to putting that small note though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# I don't know how they have the
gall to award prizes to any old twat that can copy an image from the internet. They should at least have a compo for images users made and make them agree to a legal disclaimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# They now - by virtue of the credit and disclaimer note - acknowledge that nearly all images come from B3ta,
so what is so hard about setting up an account, and sending a gaz to the user who has produced an image they want to print?
They can then organise and send prizes/credits straight away, with no fuss or bother, and at least bung a tenner to the other users whose work they print but don't win the main prize
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)
# They're stealing from Worth1000 too though.
I notified the admin there and he's looking into it.
(oilcorner, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# but the lovely girl there did email me back....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# don't worry, they all die
and live happily ever after

;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 10 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)