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# Keyboard Weasel wanted 2 pigs dressed as musketeers/pirates swordfighting. Possibly atop a castle wall
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Previously

First to tell me the difference between light and hard gets to choose


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# PIG BOTTOMS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# talk about bum cakes
..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# mud flaps etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# eep
you can almost make out lower pig nakedness!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# YOU CAN SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON!

Edit: OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!OhBoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# WINNAR!
In other news . . . Hello!

EDIT: *waits politely for Jessie to calm down and tell me what she wants me to draw for her*
EDITEDIT: *waits slightly less patiently*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Heheheh, I love it :D
*enjoys*

My request: Captain Kerry failing to escort Pajamazon to the London Bash on time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Cor!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Love the pic OF COURSE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Yeehaw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# 'lo jess!
Hows the shiny laptop?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# It's SEXY

And lully, and all kinds of wonderful. And sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# On a scale of 1 to 10
how sexy is it?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# At least an 11
But probably 10 because I can't type *wanders off to cut and paste* '\o/' anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
# pffft!
'nings mum!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# 'ning son
Seen your dad about?
I'm...er...surprised to see you so unburn...er, nevermind, Good to see you son
Make us a cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)
# ^ this!!!
*surprise minutes off work*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# DDDDDAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
*huge hugs*
*drops tea*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Ooh, 'ning you!
*sexy hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# That's good
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)
# meh!
edit: too slow :(
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you can sleep with a light on

edit: damn
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# pssst!
CAN'T


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# I can!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)
# PIG BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Light and hard?
This isn't a penis joke is it?

*edit* oh, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *uses minute off work to launch a surprise ruffle-attack*
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *gets caught off guard*
Argh, ruffled!
One of these days I'm gonna buy some guns and shoot every one of you.
Except hats. He's safe.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# i've never ruffled your hair!
(on your head that is)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I might just wound you then
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# They have no britches on
At least give em some pants!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)
# oh good grief
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)
# COR! BOTTOMS!
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# HAH!! i have wounded you!
MEH! it is but a (pork) scratching!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *glowers*
Do you rind!? I ham trying to be serious here . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# *snorts*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Easy now. I don't want you bacon him angry.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# oh, shush now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# swashbuckling!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# is it time for a joke about pork swords?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)
# It's ALWAYS time for a joke about pork swords!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# bums to the "Walls" lads!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# oh good!
*waits patiently for joke about pork swords*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Sorry
All I've got is this spam javelin riddle :/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Spam Javelin will do just fine!
I never imagined I'd ever say that, but now that I have it feels pretty good!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)