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# she's up for it....
Human: do you want a dirty sanchez?
G. Bot: No thanks but you can send me a donation.

(btw - I looked up a dirty sanchez - dear god, why???????)
(trimprop, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# because
you wanted to know what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Thread Jacqueline
I need something that will allow me to by pass the work firewall and allow me to look at hotornot.com
Anyone? Bueller?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# voodoo economics
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I dinne understand my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)
# he's quoting Ferrris Bueller's day off
anyone? anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# voodoo
economics
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# That doesn't help me tho
I've only seen it once and that was only about a month ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Oh Mr Rooney
You sounded just like Dirty Harry.
(Phil not DS, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# you started it by saying "anyone?, Beuller?"
2 scenes mixed into one really
it's the teacher in the classroom calling the register "Beuller....Beuller?"
and the the teacher asking a question later on, to which the answer is "Voodoo economics"
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# A
change of company
(I helped save b3ta! dakster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Thank you for your
helpful reply Dave-o
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# try
www.megaproxy.com
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Blocked too.
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I love my proxy...
and being the only one who bypasses it
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# try here
www.samair.ru/proxy/
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Splendid
You're the man as usual Munkton
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# ssh
SSH tunneling to your home machine and then set up a remote connection using something like X windows.

There, bet that helped loads...
(bomba, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Nope.
Can some one go on there and have a look for a person on it called John Mayes for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I didn't think
it was possible to search by name.
(bomba, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# .
no - dear god why would anyone want to do such a thing?????

You'd go around all day asking people if they could smell something shitty
(trimprop, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# And so it continues...
Human: May I cum in your eyes?
G. Bot: Not right now, maybe later.


I'm in there!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:37, archived)
# She's been asked plenty:
Human: Do you want to have sex?
G. Bot: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I'm in there!
Human: How about it then?
G. Bot: Sounds like a plan to me.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:34, archived)
# .
Human: Lets do it right now
G. Bot: At this moment I would like to do that too.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# So
have I.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# What is it?
Tell me.
(allergic to curry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# This.



.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# oh my god!
What an obscene little gif.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# There's more here...
new window clickie
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# They are the best!

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# and if it's a thin goatee line
it's a dirty Beppe

(c)Viz Profanasaurus
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# That is revolting
Thank you. I am no longer innocent in this matter.

nice

/*bleargh*
(allergic to curry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# ......
Human : Is Koit lush ?
Gbot : I'd better not tell you now.

What does that say about me eh !?!??!?

bitch
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# how true.....
Human: b3ta is a nutters paradise
G. Bot: I think b3ta is more than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# er
i can't find this g-bot. where is the link?
(martian, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# look down the page
under the picture of the bums on the beach
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# here!
www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=f48cf50a3e345c5a
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Human: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
G. Bot: A whole forest.

Smart. A-

Human: Daddy or chips?
G. Bot: What is your real name?

C-
(bomba, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Hmmm.
Thought I'd look at this "G.Bot" thing.

Erm, it's not very clever, is it ?

Edit : And I quote :

G. Bot: I like to get up early.
Human: Do you like to get up early ?
G. Bot: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to get up early that much. What is it like?

And don't call it "stern". Very confused, very quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# sound advice
Human: should i kill again?
G. Bot: Once more? You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Hhaahahahahaha
Me : Is cheese the new toast ?
GBOT : Maybe, ask John Lennon if it is.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)