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# AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG

learn to drive an automatic bexley
this spam is for my brother, he has helped me alot in tough times and he needs to get up the ranks of google, sorry if it offends, love mongychops
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Would.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
#
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(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:00, archived)
# The unintelligent upper facial hair of a striped, honey producing insect.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I am confuzzled
stupid bee moustache?

RIS to the max
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Hahaha
It certainly looks alarmed :)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# i touched its knob
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Then it should be aroused
not alarmed. Silly mongy.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# i don't find the idea of mongychops touching my knob arousing
so why should the door?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# 'ning Sir
seen this?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# PHWOAR!
*saves to the special 'bed-time' folder*

'ning. and grats.

did you see my scienmatific post last night?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:10, archived)
# you lie to protect yourself
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# look, i paid you, and we agreed that would be the end of it.
if you're going to start telling everyone then you'll forfeit the hush money.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# yes, but why?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# see above
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I agree with verity here
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# being touched by me is as arousing as cat sick between the toes at 6am after a heavy night on the piss
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# perv!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Ohhhh god
*goes to take cold shower*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# if you wasn't married
i'd deliver a bag of cat sick to you door every morning
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Oooh you charmer!
*blush*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# My cat just pooped on top of the litter box
I mean, on its little roof

bastard
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
poo-roof!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Pffffft!
Woo.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:47, archived)
# that resembles this spider the missus stood on the other day
huge it was, and it flapped about like that.

Until it tried to hold a size 7 shoe on it's head.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I love it
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Haha.
I've thought this many many times, but i've never thought to make a b3ta picture out of it. I salute you sir!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# me too
My life is now complete.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 22:59, archived)
# My car has a similar sticker on the driver's window.
"This vehicle has an immobiliser and is alarmed". Always provided a wonderful vision that I could never reproduce with Photoshop.
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 0:05, archived)
# DOORS!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# ohhhh lordy
that is just ridiculous... love it
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 1:13, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Much better
executed than my effort...


Woo!
(, Wed 16 May 2007, 1:33, archived)