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# I've been doodlerising.


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Any suggestions to keep my naughty hands busy?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# have a wank
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# already done.
twice*



*once
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# haha
erm
have a cup of tea
do some knitting
learn to play the guitar
massage your feet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# go on b3ta LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# ZOMG
(everybody sign up to 4dam's t-in-the aprk thing, just to piss him off)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# lolz0rds!
I cannot even be bothered to go to the calendar page and sign up
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# rofl
you lazy shitter
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yeah
i'm so fucking lazy I can't even be bothered to finish typi
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *finishes Mugatu off*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# FATALITY!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# SEXY!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# *films*
*profits*

well everyone, I've been drawing poo all day and I'm about ready to post, so I hope you're sitting comfortably :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# drawing poo! I CAN'T WAIT! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# erm...
*not sure*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# my plan worked!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *BANG* and the feed line is taken
/bow
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Draw a llama.
One can never go wrong with llamas.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# i love llamas
do you love llamas ?
(picitujeromanov, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yes.
Some of my best friends are llamas.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# draw mictoboy as Harry Hill
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# *can't think of a suitable response*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# CRUNCHIE
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# TOPIC
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# KINDER BUENO
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# TEXAN
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# CHOMP
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# PEPPERMINT CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# DOUBLE DECKER
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Double Decker does win.
It's so creamy and crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# you've ruined it now
*goes home in a huff*
*takes football*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I'm sorry.
Football's shit though. Go and bring back a heterosexual game.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Naked greco-roman mud wrestling?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# TIME OUT BARS!!!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# MARSFAIL
I just read that Mars choccy products aren't going to be vegetarian any more. They've started using rennet which is sourced from calves stomach lining. Ugh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# SHHHH! you'll get yourself sued
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Can't if it's true
Which it is.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# mmmm....scrummy rennet
without it we'd be cheeseless, CHEESELESS!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Nah
there are plenty of veggie alternatives. That's what makes the Mars thing so incomprehensible... and in fact I read that the veggie versions of rennet are cheaper.
I don't think it will make much difference over here, but I reckon their sales will suffer in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# mmmm...full of nougat goodness
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# DRIFTER
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I had one of them today
LION BAR
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# BOOST BOOST CADBURYS BOOST
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Do they even do those any more?
Not seen them around recently
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hell yes
I had one a couple of weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# you just can't rush a rifter
/eve blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# but which is better
Harry Hill or Mictoboy . . . There's only one way to find out

THE ONE WITHOUT GINGER HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
#
ginger
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# WooYay!
Today I am the sneezing one on the bottom row

EDIT: Draw one of your finger types with a cold
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# bless you! (in advance)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Bang on time actually!
*sniffles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7190164

in advance
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ha ha!
i normally run out of expressions after 3....


minor TJ: QUARK USERS
i've been given a document created by a student
that needs printing as a magazine but they've
(typically) supplied it un-paginated. Does Quark have
an option to Paginate or am i going to have to do it manually?

oh, there's also no bleed or linked fonts or images...
just what do they actually teach in design courses these days?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# paginate?
i used to use quark, but it was a while ago
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# you say Paganini
I say Page Nine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# aye
so that when the A5 pages are printed 4up on A4 (2 per side)
it can be collated and stapled and still run in numbered order

although at the moment, it's set at A4 landscape
i think i'm going to have to PDF them
chop them in half, them place them in the correct order manually :(
*huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# there is a page order palette thingy somewhere
you can drag and drop them, but if its a4 landscape divided up, it won't work
i take it they've just done it page 1,2,3, etc, rather than figuring it put properly?

you could selcect each pages boxes and shift them about yourself, but i'd tell them to do that themsellves the ignorant tewats
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Ummm...
You could divvy up A4 into 2 picture boxes per side and drop em in, but it's a shocker trying to get it correctly aligned + right bleed...

Edit - registration marks help with this
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# send it back to them and tell then it's not paginated
and to also embed the fonts or send the font files with it.

then punch them in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# she was quite cute
and she smiled at me....

god! i'm a class A sucker :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# tell her to come to your office after hours and you'll give her private tuition
and teach her how to play pool in the same way thay would on neighbours.

sucker, you'll be at it for hours.

(the quark file, not the pretty lady)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 16:06, archived)
# ^this
bloody students
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 15 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Just
bung a big red cross on it, write 'must try harder' and give it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Unlucky
No "paginate" option in Quark...tell them to torrent a copy and do it themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# now that there is expressive art!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# yeah don't draw googly eyes that look like a cheap copy of devilduck which looks like a cheap copy of garfield
use a finer tip brush

and draw monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha this
reminds me of a tesco value simpsons/garfield combo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Practice other body parts
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 15 May 2007, 15:44, archived)