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[challenge entry] COR! check out that 'fro [fixed]


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(doode89 lol gay, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:13, archived)
# you are so gonna get bum-raped in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
thanks for optimising,appreciated by all :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Haha, beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Hello sir
You didn't happen to find any Navy Lark episodes with the ISIRTA and ISIHACs did you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Not that I remember, were there any?
I may possibly be able to find some if you're looking for them
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *grovels*
*licks boots*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:27, archived)
# shouldn't that be the other way around? ;)
*offers £50*

Leave it with me, I'll see what can do for ya :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:32, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmm ISIRTA
i may have to dig out some old tapes this week!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I've got half a dozen or so Navy Larks on me if you're after some
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# uh oh
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:14, archived)
# for fucks sake, optimise it as a jpg under 50k-ish
and don't delete this post - you can just edit the existing one
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Ok, he optimises, and on top of the 3/4 meg you have to download a 50k jpeg too
so what's the point? Just ask them to do a smaller one next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# you're being a nonsense
is it on purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# For fuck sake, how is that being a nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# are you saying that he should not delete this post?
either he deletes this post and reposts the image at 50K in a new thread (and gets painfully bummed) or he edits the post replacing the image with a 50K one.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Either way you will have downloaded a total of 800K
instead of just 750K
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *I* adblocked it
but if you don't, it's 3/4 meg every time you hit F5

edit: plus every person loading the page for the first time gets the treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# nah, it's cached
innit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:31, archived)
# mine reloads everything from the server(s) every time

I might have set it up somewhere, but I can't find where.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:37, archived)
# it's also so that other people who haven't yet loaded the page/refreshed
don't get hit by a massive file

it's altruistic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:38, archived)
# And other people coming to the board afters?
Optimise or die i say
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# fucksocks
just acctually noticed the filesize, apologies, will fix asap
(doode89 lol gay, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# lol
gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Strueth!
That's even bigger than my ego.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Researching The Neville's link from earlier
it seems that Google Patents need to sort their OCR out!

Bath tits
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# pfffft
bath tits sound great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Trust me,
they are great.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:24, archived)
# less splashing
can't argue with that...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:30, archived)
# WT
F
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Holy Shuddering Crap!
Shrink it you arse hole!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I've ridden the Hoff
He cuddles afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I'm surprised
that no one has jumped in to complain about the huge hasslehoff post breaking the internets everywhere. Your hoff is waaay too big, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Every time I refresh the page I run out of virtual memory
Though that may have something to do with City of Heroes running in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# i beta tested that
but i have no time to invest in MMORPGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Hassellhoff slayed
the huge hoff has been cut down to a mere 47kb!

my apologies for giant hoff taking the board
(doode89 lol gay, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:36, archived)
# you're one day ahead of your times


fix it! Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Ace :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# needs more booze
and a smaller file would be nice, woo though!!! instead of a water fall, its a vomit fall boom boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:16, archived)
# File > Save As > .jpg
Quality low

might just do it

[edit] Well done! I can now officially endorse this product.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# there goes my bandwidth for the next millennium.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:18, archived)
# 751.74 kb!!!
nob

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Yay! Pearoast!

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:21, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I think that's my entire daily internet allowance gone
in one image...

Read FAQ or FAQ off
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Mon 21 May 2007, 12:23, archived)