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[challenge entry] This joke took ages to make...

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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# hahah
doh...
(jammietarts ..., Thu 31 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# your buttons are inverted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# does that effect lactation?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# lets find out...
*milks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# they say it doesn't
but statistics shaw that many women have problems breast feeding.

don't get me wrong, i'm all for breast feeding, but i dislike the government stance on forcing it down your throat. i found that one thing that wasn't covered in anti natal classes was bottle feeding, and how to correctly sterilise bottles and use formula.

the NCT give no advise on this either. I think that ALL information should be given for people to make informed choices, rather then the current stance of 'breast is best' back peddling that the government is doing after years of promoting formula.

of course 'breast is best' fool, but for some people there might be physical or psychological barriers preventing it.

dammit, you made me rant, must calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Pfft!
"forcing it down your throat"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I am a lady (most days)...
who has found her self in the up-the-duff-motherly way and is starting to lose her balance due to the increasingness of her bossoms. I was told by my mummy that breast feeding makes them shrink, and as I am not a spice girl and cannot afford surgery straight after popping out my city named child I am all for shoving it down me lilluns throat. I find your news distressing, I won't be able to even reach my child let alone feed it. Though, it is possible my mum is lying to me for a laugh, she had me convinced for years that Bugs Bunny introduced the carrot to England, almost failed my A levels because of that one.
(Puckish, Thu 31 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 31 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# boobies!
*bDoing!*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# How did you make the buttons 6, 8, 9 and 0 invert?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# hahahaha
I bet you did it the long way around as well, didn't you... and did the calcs!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# well in terms of lack of quality and hummus it
fits in with the rest of the board this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# hee hee
13844502
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(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# i can't believe that i of all people
didn't do that first...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# squirt?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *gushes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# 'Ning sir :)
*cups*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# there can never be enough 5318008
or 58008 either www.b3ta.com/board/7240174
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# d'oh!
I thought I'd got in with it first!

Just need 55318008 and we've got the set.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# 55378008 shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 31 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# not forgetting
5537637
710 77345
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 53045
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 31 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Omg, i never knew that one
I feel shamed
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# God that one's lame.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 31 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# you are a girl
aicmfp

:)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# 530453080
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 31 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# pfft!
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 31 May 2007, 10:10, archived)
# oom umop aspidn
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 May 2007, 10:30, archived)