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# Lunch time!

Today, I'm having deep fried haggis with chips and french fries washed down with 2 litres of Irn Bru. What are you having for lunch? I may only reply to 10-15 of you today. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# DOWN WITH DTF!
more olympic imagez plz!!111
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I hope you starve to death
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# i may already be dead.....
*wink* *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I'm having
sardines in tomato sauce on toast, with a cup of tea followed closely across the final hurdle by a fudge donut that's foolishly been kept in the fridge for the last four hours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Cor! Fudge Donut sounds Braw!
Makes up for horrid tomatoey sardines!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
#

[edit] (actually, I have no idea, I'm meeting the missus in about 10 minutes)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I don't know why
But these keep making me giggle.

*giggles*
(Pachey, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# ooh ta
how are you this after'ning?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hello, I am well thank you, how are you?
Is the thing working its magic? Let me know if you want me to give it any more little tweaks.
(Pachey, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# It's doing great thank you
Got a couple lined up before Glasto and a few afterwards :) looking grand all round

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# ^ this, very much so.
I've obviously been away too long, I'm not used to bandwagonage any more...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# a predictably bland lunch
poor, very poor
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# side salad of Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I would love to see Bill Oddie naked
I think it would be eye opening and might make springwatch bearable
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I'd quite like to see his daughter naked
there was a bit about her in the Guardian the other day, apparently she drinks in the Hawley
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# really?
don't recall seeing any hairy dwarfish girls in there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# you haven't?
...damn...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# *insert great tits joke*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I'm having an annoying stomach ache and some water.
And possibly a nice filled roll from the best little filled roll shop in 'thampton.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Serves you right
not enough chips gives you stomach ache Are we talking Subway?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# If you think Subway is the best filled roll shop in wherever the fuck you live
You either have no other sandwich shops, or very poor taste.
(Pachey, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I don't think so
I was trying to ascertain whether he does!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Pffft, no not Subway.
The Food Hall, in St Giles Street.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# If I ever come to Northampton again
I'll look it up
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I may get a sammich from the best filled-sammich shop in Littleover
...assuming I ever get dressed
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Nah, don't get dressed.
Not yet, anyway...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I am currently having...
THIS

Ed: finished article
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Cor!
*drools uncontrollably*

Make me one? Please? Wrap it in foil and pop it in the post, it'll still be warm when I get it.

EDIT: That looks utterly fab. Open a shop in 'thampton, go on, you know you want to...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Crikey!
That's so Braw! I'm getting wood!

Well done! Pay attention you lot! THIS is a lunch!

EDIT: Clear winner today

(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Wahey!
That's my first. Much obliged :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Your kitchen is very clean
(Pachey, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# blimey.
I just had lunch, but looking at that pic makes me hungry all over again
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Three lumps of self-esteem and a ginger pube


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# The lumpiest of esteems and disgustingest of pubes
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I'll be needing that back.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# but . . . but . . .
I'll starve!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# this and that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Have chips with that
and this
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I live in America, and it is breakfast time
2 english muffins with sausage, egg, and cheese.

Canteloupe

Coffee

Cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
but cigarettes smell
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# this sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Hurrah
Today I am having potato and hot dog salad, yellow squash and green bean salad, goat's cheese, the last of the chocolate cake and I'll wash it down with peach and passionfruit squash.

Yesterday's lunch was better, I got it from the new Japanese deli.
(Pachey, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Your lunch sounds like leftovers
Braw! but they need to be fried up
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# It is leftovers
:(
(Pachey, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# then get yer pan out
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I haven't heard it called that before

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# easy chicken leftovers
Which is basically chicken cooked in the oven with the contents of a powdered onion soup sachet with a tin of pineapple rings poured on top for the onion soup powder to become sauce. With rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# excellent
I must try that
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# needs about 30-40 mins at 190 degs C
no need to turn, may need some extra liquid put in half way. I figure you know enough to play the rest by ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# A subtle and delicate blend of pastry
with rendered hog parts cooked at the ends, but delightfully raw in the middle. And a brew.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Yum!
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# have I been magicked back to 2005?
I have just finished a baked potato with bolognese and cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# You're like the cricket and Radio 4
Comforting in that you never change.
(Pachey, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# I hate cricket and didn't have a bap today
But I do enjoy Jim Naughty's dulcit tones of a morning
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I hate cricket too
But if I come back to England after living abroad, I like to see that it's still on.
(Pachey, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# and that England are still shit at it

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# STomato Soup from a tinm
with a splash of chilli sauce

and a course in touch typing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I have a small FUCKING glass with a small amount of FUCKING watery orange
I have a large FUCKING bottle with FUCKING water in it, but it's nearly FUCKING empty

later in the day I will have a FUCKING casserole because I prepared too many FUCKING ingredients for one I had earlier in the FUCKING CUNTING week

FUCKING FUCKING CUNT PISSING COCK

PISS.

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# HAVE FUCKING FUCK CUNT CHIPS WITH FUCKING THAT YOU FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# you know what
the chipshop is open

I can get the last nights chips that the kiddies haven't managed to buy and puke all over the floor

it's tempting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I just pictured most of that
as your days itinerary...

17:00-18:00 : FUCKING FUCKING CUNT PISSING COCK

and so forth : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# haha
sadly I have no itenerary

due to my being itinerant

or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Black coffee with a nip of Woods 100 in it
several roll-ups and a pink lady apple.

Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Quiche
I AM NOT ASHAMED
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# What a fine fact.
I'm just about to go to Woody's Snack Portacabin for some fried delights. which will be, eggs, bacon, sausgaes, lornes, tatties scones, beans, tomatoes and other braw things. Black pudding tooo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I'm having tasty lasagne
it is yum :)

I may have some chocolate for pudding if I feel that my thighs can take the strain :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# beef, onion, cheese and mayo sandwich
cheese and onion pastie, blackcurrant muller rice, an apple, an orange, and shortly two fine ciragettes and a coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)