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[challenge entry] There was more, but it was all words...


Words, so many words...

From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Wordy but brilliant
Have a clickety woo!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Moron
this subject, please! ;-)

*sorries*
*likes*
*clicketys*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hahahaha, thats awesome
'lo gronk
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hello!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Obvious link for All Creatures Grunt and Smell...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Hehehe
cracking

There are about 3,000 verses in the original, too - plenty of time to evolve just about anything.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# yes!
this is lully
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *sings*
I like this
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# It scans and everything
try it!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *trys to scan*
*breaks monitor* oops
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# This is why it is so lovely!
:D
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# You missed the bit about "Purple headed mountains"
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# magenta, surely?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# They got confused
with Shakira's hamburger shots.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# and spurting snow coverd tops
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# "The river running by.."
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# They were always my favourite at school
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Arf! nice
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# *clicky*
nice
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# That's very well done, especially rhythmically.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# very woo!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# whee!!
excellent!
*clicks*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# very nice indeed!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# very nice
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Geni arse
*sings*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Absolutely Brilliant...
Now you should sneak into a church and leave them on the pews, see if ya can get everyone singing!

Yays
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# ^this this this!!^
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# If I go into a church
I may spontaneously combust.

Or turn to ash, or something.

/blasphemer
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# That's only if you look back when you leave.
Or is that salt?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Can salt look back?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# In anger?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# What would salt be angry about?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Being forced to listen to Oasis?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *smites*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# That's cool.
This is my favourite hymn - its contains knights dragons and giants, which is proof God made dragons and things.

When a knight won his spurs, in the stories of old,
He was gentle and brave, he was gallant and bold;
With a shield on his arm and a lance in his hand
For God and for valour he rode through the land.

No charger have I, and no sword by my side,
Yet still to adventure and battle I ride,
Though back into storyland giants have fled,
And the knights are no more and the dragons are dead.

Let faith be my shield and let joy be my steed
'Gainst the dragons of anger, the ogres of greed;
And let me set free, with the sword of my youth,
From the castle of darkness the power of the truth.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I haven't heard that in years
I like 'Guide me oh thou great Jehovah'

/she said 'Jehovah' blog
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I'd use that as an excuse to go and get stoned if I were you.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# waaaaaaay
ahead of you :)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I have a love of Pie Jesu
but only because I had to sing it about 50 bazillion times in a two year period.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# You are Aled Jones
AICMFP
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I wish
he got paid.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# You've got to fight for what you want
For all that you believe
It's right to fight for what we want
To live the way we please

As long as we have done our best
Then no-one can do more
And life and love and happiness
Are well worth fighting for

And we should never count the cost
Or worry that we're poor
It's better to have fought and lost
Than not have fought at all

Let's always take whatever comes
And never try to hide
Face everything and anyone
Together side by side

*key change*
*repeat first verse to fade*
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
#
Stand up for your love rights
And don't you feel ashamed
Stand up for your love rights
And do it, do it, do it, do it
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# what is that?
Its familiar, but I don't recall singing it in assembly ;)
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# The Flashing Blade
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Excellent!
You gave me the first laugh of my birthday. Great memories of calling my brother "the Flashing Gay".

This was before the internet invented gay as a sex thing.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# You're welcome.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I am full of joy!
When he phones later I shall play him this and taunt his strobing homosexuality.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# heh
see, I never realised till recently that Catholics & Protestants have different hymns

/sheltered youth blog
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Ah yes
As I remember, protestants never sing The Fields of At Henry...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# "Lance in his hand"
Pfft still hilarious after all these years.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I was a bit disappointed to hear at the start of the latest Doctor Who...
'...Let him in constancy, follow The Master.'

Then the little sprog didn't turn out to become The Master or anything like wot I was expecting.

Missed opportunity. Still, the end of that one was awesome. Nearly cried. Right up there with the end of Blackadder Goes Forth.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I was thinking something very similar
I wondered if it was done deliberately to signal the Master coming back.

You know, cos no-one knows it's going to happen AT ALL...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# He was Living on Mars watching The Clangers all along...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# He did like the Clangers, as I recall
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# To the tune of
Fairytale of New York?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# heheh
nicely done
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha
First thing I see on b3ta today and it's excellent...
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# click
This is one of the best things I have ever seen. I want to marry it and make little hymn books...
(, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)