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[challenge entry] I wish to raise a formal objection...
... to all of the 'shops and cartoons depicting dinosaurs being left behind during the Great Flood. You will never convince people if you insist on telling LIES!



edit - source of quote:
www.noahsarkzoofarm.co.uk/education/what-happened/exhibitions/


From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# OOOOHHHHH MISSUS!
HMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# it's not lies it's the truth!!!
b3ta.com/board/7294143
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I'll burn your embassy, missy!
To the ground!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# missy? O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# You heard me!
You wanna be a creation-denying bitch, you get slapped like a creation-denying bitch. Here endeth the lesson.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# IT'S ALL LIES!!

THERE IS ONLY ONE SOCKY GOD!!

*starts holy sock war*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *becomes Sockpostle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# *joys*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning droog
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# oooh get you
arf

in other news: what have i got to look forward to?

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# :'(
English summer is ghey
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# grim
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# that would be improved by only one thing:
animate the typing in of "up north" in the search box.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Its got a tp north on it
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I'm a fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# That’s the kind of answer I wish I’d get from web developers when they send back crap code.
You sir a are scholar and to be respected for such candour.
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# you want to bum him don't you
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I'm easy
no, really, my standards are surprisingly high whilst at the same time being quite broad
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I'd pander to your needs


Why the fuck do you get a sex pander from?
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)
# not much... because you live in Leicester...
unless you're moving away...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
#
Living in Leicester-
Fuck all I'd say
;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I've just done a wee wee in your thinking brain!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# That's no moon
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# 1% chance of black holes on monday
Could be worse
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hmm
"this week's forecast - wet and windy all week which could be a bit of a downer, but in local and also world news there's a small chance of annihilation in a spatial anomaly come monday, so make sure to check your lottery numbers before then."
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# widgets screw my computer up
damn mighty mouse middle button dashboard shortcut

ps - It's flooding here
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I do not understand this at all
It is beautifully sunny here. I've got all the office windows open :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Not a sign of it stopping
been raining 2 days solid now - the drains can't take it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# i deleted dashboard, it's shite
i do have a couple of konfabulator* widgets running though

*yahoo widget engine
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha, that's a cracking page!
It's sounds like one of Stelios' Easy Cruise ships.

I like how the model of Noah on one of the pics is wearing green Wellington boots! He sure know how to protect against the weather
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# dinosaurs were on noah's ark
but they got eaten by bears.

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# you're close...
From the same page:

"One way of keeping fresh meat would have been to keep a room full of giant tortoises. Giant tortoises hibernate and wouldn’t have known they were going to be lunch for a meat-eating animal!"
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# arrhhhh
teh great winter flood.

how naive are these people?

i'm sure that none of the animas wouldm have expected to be dinner, until that is they saw a great fucking lion or a bear coming at them with a hungry look in its eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Dear Thor
Ref:Cherry Pie

See current track playing


Yours Sincerely


Me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Hooray!

*searches youtube for video*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Read the last paragraph from the link
And then realise that they're talking about evolution.

I wonder if THEY realised they were talking about evolution..?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)