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God's own Photoshop

look at the paintjob on that.

Taken with my new ace Canon G7
biggy wallpapery versioner

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)

ooh - I like those green shiny ones

also Shield bugs are great up close too

edit: enter it here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6723211.stm

how many shopped photos can we get entered?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

^this^

Stick it in the newsletter!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

That sounds like fun.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

Ah, you may get flamed for it.

But I won't do it, pretty green beetle makes me happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

well

i saw someone post a dead bee wallpaper thing the otherday so..

Not my usual post kind of thing its a one off don't hurt me.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

People don't usually get flamed for posting a picture they've taken themselves

unless it starts of loads of other people all starting new threads to show of their photos.

Nice pic.

My missus is threatening to buy me a G7 if she wins the lottery. Seems too complicated, my Ixus 500 does the job well enough for my liking.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

I had a 2 mega sony cybershot

I got my G7 from an ebay shop in hong kong i held my breath and it arrived was only 270
with EXTRA battery and a 4 Gig mem card and a
gay tripod and a case and and....
WELL WORTH IT, get one every shutter press is
an epic event TRULY.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Crumbs!

Thats very high quality o_O

Any effects on that?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

it as is just photoshop curve teak to brighten it up a tiny tad.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

aww, he's waving

*waves*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

I like it

macro stuff is great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

see, if it was me

i'd have shopped in a tiny fez and hookah pipe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:47, archived)

but it's not you is it?

it's a little green beetle

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)

what are you saying, like?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

I'm saying that you, mictoboy - a boy of the micto variety

is not a beetle, of the little green variety, like innit eh mun?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

are you saying i'm flat?

are you saying i've got nowt?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

righten niblo

I reckon yew an me are gonnar ave words en innit

Caryn - 'old my snakebite and absynthe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

Ohhh, snakebite.

I almost fell off a big fountain in Derby because of that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

snakebite and falling often go together

*remembers one lunchtime during Finals after just 3 barleywine and scrumpy snakebites*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

I think the Jaegermeister didn't help.

But I loves it so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)

Are you from the scouse part of Wales?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

like innit mun

avin' it - lush mun

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Even in text form your accent is shite.

Bless you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

what!!!

/is welsh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)

Well you're pants at it, then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

I escaped some time ago ;D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)

Where to?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)

Swindon via Colchester

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)

that would have been worth a woo

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

if it was me i'd have squashed the little bastard

i reckon it's a cunningly disguised lily beetle, it doesn't fool me with it's cunning disguise. does it squeak?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

how can it be cunningly disguised

if it doesn't even have any fake facial hair?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

that's what's so cunning about it.

i haven't seen any lily beetles this year, which is why i'm so suspicious of this one.
the squeak will give it away.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

isn't that a weevil?

they are ace, i like bugs.

[edit] after a quick search, i have found that it appears to be a silver-green Leaf Weevil (Phyllobius argentatus).

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

nice!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

he looks

like he's angry at kids playing on his lawn...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

ooh

shiny, happy beetle!

*edits, like a ninja*

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HazBean, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)

How odd

I've just found a crap midi harpsichord version of Shiny Happy People.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

i miss midi-hell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)

almost REM lyrics there

*sings*

do do do do dooo doo do do do do dooo do

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

cool!

but he needs to shave his back
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)

he certainly

does, in the next shot he opened up his wings
and for a fraction of a second i could see
all it's robotic inner workings i pressed
the shutter quickly and ended up with a
blank thumb, GUTTED.

(Davideo Lets Rock you Mothers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)

I just go for waxing

Lasts longer

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