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# Maybe old hat to you cats & kittens


...but have a ringtone I made
Life On Mars ringtone
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:26, archived)
# VOTE SAXON?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Nooooooooooo! STOAT HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# My thoughts exactly!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Don't you start!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I haven't even seen the episode yet!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# They all die.
Martha several times.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# yay
best news i've heard all day!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Exactly!
Now behave, or I shall have to put you over my knee.

And I'm not joking, I've done it to much bigger boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Can I watch?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Tis up to the manwench here
he's the one who will have his botty on display...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Oh I couldn't possibly have my bottom on display to the public
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Too lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Well ok, but no naked flames
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# :O What do you take me for!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Mrs Trellis
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'm not she though!
I are Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# does your sig say "I am hum"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Not intentionally
I think I shall go and change it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# can i watch you watching?
( plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 16:33, Ignore, Hide, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Can I watch you watching me watching?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# deal
( plentyofants ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Wed 27 Jun, 16:35, Ignore, Hide, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# how much for the DVD rights?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# A thousand pounds
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I'll give you £8
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Throw in a Toffee Crisp and you're on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Can I have a mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *grabs*
*chucks over knee*

*gets to work on trousers and pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *10 heartbeats to full engorgement*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# It's hard undoing belts from the back *tugs desperately*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *assists*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# You want me to do this, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# yes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# *gets hand all good and cold*
Brace yourself love...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
#
^ This!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# New icons? Crikey, since when?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# about half an hour ago!
woo

I like sheep
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I heard that rumour

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# NO.
*points like Donald Sutherland*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# and his husband, Keith
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Who's he again?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# The not a dwarf one from Don't Look Now
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *doesn't look*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# A wise idea... there's a dwarf running around Venice dontcha know.
In a red coat.

the scandal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# has she got floaty boots?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Not that I know of...
But I have now decided that I must invent floaty boots.

*goes off to shed*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Dumdumdum Dum. Dumdumdum Dum. Dumdumdum Dum....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# yay!
yay for marvin!
yay for life on mars!

yay for yoooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# fab stuff fella!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Life of arse, more like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)