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# Apologies for length... again.

'Clank' said Mr Bigz.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# It's like Shipman all over again!
woo!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Remind me never to have piles
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Bah, could you pass me that rag please?
You appear to have pissed on my mind...

*wipes mind*

*smudges pattern*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Come on, buff that alabaster!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# What, while you watch?
Won't Mr Trellis mind?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# *chinese burns*

*smudges tattoos*

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# D'oh!
*goes home to reapply tattoos with special tattoo pen*
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Never have piles
Arse grapes. I've seen some nasty stuff in my life but a doctor pushing in someone's piles when they've been lubed up was pretty bad. These things should not be done on a ward.

They weren't mine by the way.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# when will the NHS learn that Rancors don't make good Doctors!?
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# *makes note never to get piles*
*especially painful ones*

Also: Woo! =)
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# RAWK STARZ don't get piles!

(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# So that's what happened
to Smith + Jones
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ha ha
this is exactly what happens. MD - Monster Doctor
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# woo yay hoopla
spinoff!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# What a happy family!
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# I think
they live on my street...
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# o.O
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
the NHS will let any old immigrant do our jobs

/Daily Mail blog
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# my kids J/k teacher
goes by the name of mrs Hutt

and at the interview all i could picture was when she went home she was chained up to a large throne by a huge slug like gangster

not funny but true
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)