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# Edit: Finished
A sniffling drooling moany red thing that pisses itself
and he's holding a baby too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)
# *edit* that was too wrong
/feels dirty

Anyway...Very nice vector style! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Kryton?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Hahah!
^this
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Awwwwww!
Some/a lot of babies are ugly as sin, but that one is allllll of the cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)
# did you see I got a mohawk today?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:20, archived)
# no I did not!
I'm sure you look super sexy with it
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:25, archived)
# sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# That's fucking great
Was that a filter or did you trace it?
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Neither
It's a vector. Tracing with lines that have
various points that are connected by
mathematically calculated curves that can be
infinitely scaled up without loss of detail.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Only vector styled mate
not a real vector there
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)
# ahh,
wondered why it lacked curves. Vectoring might save you time..
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)
# yeah it would save hours
but then is it really art if you let a computer do all the work for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)
# oh, come now!
that's like using a paintbrush the wrong way
round to make the painting more impressive!
I would guess it would take at least 2 hours to
vector that.....hardly effortless.
I think your image benefits from lack of vector tho. it certainly gives it a different style.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Hurrah!
I have Style :D
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I once got dumped wit the line:
"Sorry, I can't handle your massive style"
...never did find out what that meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# is style
another word for cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# I'll go with that
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# wise
move, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# So
for it to be a proper vector drawing all these bastard lines need to be curves?
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# think there are programs out there that do it all mathimatically for you
but then you don't get to put your own style into it. Call it what you will, I call it "a picture wot I done"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Noooooo!
You still have to trace it all by hand!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Yeah I know you do
But I'm saying there are programs out there that do it for you, like filters only more curvyness and math like stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# I tried one once
not much better than a normal filter really apart from being more editable afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Close enough
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:08, archived)
# FILTER!?!?!?!
How very dare you!
It was 4 hours worth of Polygonal tracing
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Fuck!
I must apologise - much better than my poor efforts. They still take hours though

(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:49, archived)
# (this isn't me)
...
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:50, archived)
# still good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# *doffs naan*
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Fuckbeans.
Are you sure? Check again.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# *checks*
fuck, where's my knob gone?
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# *rezips*
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# it's not me either
if it was, I'd never leave the house or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# very dare?
please tell me you don't like catherine tate, she's not funny at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)
# She never invented the phrase
its older than the hills, I would quite like to fire her from a cannon into a stack of cannons, lying underneath a huge stack of cannons that are being held in a net dangling by a single thread that is just about to drop.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:59, archived)
# that's what i like to hear!
add some rancid dog vomit and maggots to that cannon, and i'll sell the tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# *Squats over cannon opening*
*Curry shits*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# *refills with curry*
*grins evilly~*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Helllooo.


Where have you been for the past year?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Well I did my GCSEs
then kinda....stopped coming on here!

but never fear, I'm BACK *strikes a pose*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Ha I just finished my A levels
they were tres difficilé

how is being ginger working out?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)
# It's going pretty well for me actully
I hear some people have trouble with it, but I've got tits, so I think it's okay.

uni much?
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Octobré, medical school!
well, it's medical school with an extra year. Tis sort of "medicine with a foundation year"

I'm so looking forward to being 25 when I finish uni.


what are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Photography!
mm, proper subject! Going in to my second year in September, then off to uni with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:53, archived)
# hooray... everyone should be old when they finish uni


/will be 25 too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# er 28 for me I think
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# I'll be 96
don't think I'll make it somehow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Noice work
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Haha great stuff
I just got in from drinking with the GF and Fraser

I got my girl back today

I'm on top of the fucking world
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Got her back?
Explain, but make it into a epic fire side tale.

*Pulls blanket round self*
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Last week I suggested a "break" (air quotes absolutely necessary)
...we'd been fighting pretty hard lately because she thought I was trying to sleep with one of my female friends (one I've known for years, who has a boyfriend who is also a good friend of ours) and rather than deal with the issue (for the fourth or fifth time now) I suggested we take some time apart to try and sort things out. She wrote to my sister and told her it was over. Last night I had a massive argument with my sister because she was taking my girl's side, and today I called my girl and had a massive argument with her as a result. It seemed like it really was over for good, but I went round and explained myself and she admitted that she is sometimes (and it is only about 5% of the time) insanely paranoid and jealous. As a consequence we are giving it another go, albeit tentatively, but it's made my day.

*singing and dancing*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# Epykk
Good luck :)
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Tune in
to the next episode of 'Why the Fuck Bother' next Fursday when something is boooound to go wrong.

Seriously, though...glad you're pleased with it and that but it sounds a bit mental. I've got the fear and I've not even you.

Hmm, does that sound lacking in sympathy / empathy? I didn't mean it to.

Or did I?*

*I didn't. Or did I?, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Been there done that
too many times with the same woman, She then got paranoid that I'd leave her because she kept doing it.
So I left her.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:01, archived)
# now that's kinda close to home
and I know exactly where you're coming from but my girl admits that she's been wrong now, and hopefully we can work around it

hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:05, archived)
# I best not say anymore here
as my ex kept saying she knew shew was doing wrong, things would go better for a month or two, then back to square one. I just ended up thinking, "I can't fucking take this any more" She left me feeling like I couldn't leave the house to do anything without somehow cheating on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# received and understood
very, very understood
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE ME!
It should be an easy argument to win.

I let a(n otherwise) very smart woman win it recently. The trouble with crazy ladies is they fuck like crazy ladies, and that's hard to give up.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)
# 'preciate the thought
but we've decided to take it very slowly with a 'bail out' option if need be. We''ve both got our eyes open to our problems, but I just don't want to give up on a three year relationship when I still love her and 95% of the time we get on really well
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# More fear!
It's good you've got a 'bail out' option, I reckon. 'Cos I went out with someone for two years longer than I should've on the back of a 'weeeell, we've been together for four years, it'd be stupid to chuck that away, eh?' type thing and it's not really a decent basis to keep a relationship going.

Jesus fistfuck, I'm going to shut up now.

/single angry loner that shouldn't be giving advice on any level, incorporating 'Misanthropists Weekly' blog

Good luck with it all!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# *takes comfort*
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Thanks
I know it's not going to be easy but I need to try
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# awwwww
this thread needs more goatse.

(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)
# ARGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:52, archived)
# hahah
thats more like it
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)
# the power of the internet
makes this picture funny

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:56, archived)
# I find this strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Well I recognised who it was so i guess that's a vote of confidence
Now someone say something controversial and inflamatory or otherwise entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)
# lemony's a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I'm willing to accept that this may be true
but how many euphemisms for lady parts can you come up with in a minute?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:03, archived)
# flange
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:04, archived)
# haha wtf
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:07, archived)
# quim
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Shit flaps
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:00, archived)
# i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:06, archived)
# when did he origonally make that?
I'm posative I've seen it about a million times before this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# nice
you any good with messy hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# if you want one done
send me a decent sized/quality and in focus picture of yourself by gaz, try get the face to be about 1.5 times larger than the one Of Mictoboy there and it'll be grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)