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(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Wait!
Hamtoucher!

Archie, there is no fucking need to put old images in new threads - if it is a compo image then it still has voting on it and this time of the week is THE worst time to overload the already threadrushed board.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# There's no 'f*cking' need to put shots of placenta on the board at teatime, but it happens ;)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# But not old ones in new threads.
Not EVER.

My shots do not push other people's work off the board. That's not right.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Although the one TGA actually pushed off the board
Is, I believe, a PickledPizza post. One of the 3 variants on the same photo that he's posted in new threads in the past hour.

Ah, modern ethical dilemmas...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Corn rows, and barley rows!
woo!~
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Wakka wakka wakka

THE MAN BURNS IN -52- DAYS
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Even this would be a better film than the Nicholas Cage one...
Though there is an edited version on youtube showing just the best bits*.

*(when he's kicking women in the face)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# the remake was one of the most entertaining experiences of my life
beautiful.
NOT THE BEES!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# I went with my degree group
when they broke his legs, everyone in the cinema laughed.

"AAAGH, My Legs!"
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# TJ : where is JollyJack?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# probably wanking over squirrels.
Why do people tolerate that kind of perversion?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# it's fucked up and no mistakes
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Have you followed that link?
They are women pretending to be animals and it's sick and odd, yet JJ presents animals as sex objects.

it fucking sickens me, it really does.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# because...
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# That made me laugh.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# I can't seem to get a reply from Jolly Jack though :(
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# "The Observer magazine just about summed him up,
smug, self-satisfied."
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# He is successful?
but he draws squirrels with tits?

I suppose speciality porn sells, paedophiles make good money too I hear.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# No, that was just a quote from a Fall song
but it seemed appropriate.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# did someoen say squirrel with tits?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Hey a succesful artist has no right to be either of those things!
No, wait, yes, yes, he does.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# haha
that's way better than the real thing
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# :D
:D *GLEE*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# toleration I can understand
the celebration of it I can not
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I really like his work with the spider and the scorpion.
It's not particularly original, but it is very good, but I have had to put him on ignore because he will not stop posting beastiality pictures.

it'd be okay if they were funny, but they're just 'look! a cat! and i want to fuck it!'

it's just sick.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I disagree with your title text, surreal does not equal surreal humour, squiggle and squiggle are not funny
from there on in, I pretty much agree totally.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# No, surreal does not equal surreal humour,
but I enjoyed those. He can draw too, there is no doubt about it, but if he was drawing kids with tits people would get pissed off, why do they not mind when it is animals.

Fuck, cats don't live long enough to reach the age of consent :)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# I had a 16 year old cat!
I'm more down on him than is justified because I can't stand/understand the attendant sycophancy.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# *calls the police*
that cat was underage!... oh you had one as a pet... *puts the phone down on the police*
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# and hence derives the term 'underage pussy'
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Well...
it's not like he advocates fucking actual cats... the figures he draws are highly anthropomorphised and stylized animals, and in any case he doesn't show them engaged in sexual acts.
Whatever your feelings about his style and the content of his comics, I think you have to concede that he does possess enormous ability. I think that's mainly why people are so responsive to his posts. Or not?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# You are waaaaay more turned on by fluffy erotica than I am!
I enjoy the anime style human animal hybrid cheescake pics. Most of the bodies look (just a bit, heh) idealized, but that's anime.
Since they don't make me want to fuck a cat, I am free to enjoy them for the prettiness of the artwork.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:20, archived)
# launches httrack
for the archives, you know
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# its the reason you asked for the Image Challenge :D
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I'll see you all next Wednesday...
;)
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's my first time for this. Does that mean you're going to burn me?
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# genius :D
*clicks*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)
# XD
Kermit cracks me up on this picture!

XD
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)