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# As we're on Potter...

...shameful pearost. Be gentle I have the 'Man Flu' you know slight runny nose etc...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Puh, man flu
*flogs*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *watches*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# is relieved its not me for a change*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *flogs anyway*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# aaaiiiieeeee!!!
why....... *faints*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I'm cold, I thought it would warm me up
He might be painting too, he's off work
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# ooh!!
i'll soon show all the bastards!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# 'Noon JP Gruntfuttock esq!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# And a very good afternoon to *you*, madam....
*doffs hat*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Aaaaahhhhh!
GERROFF!


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# you thought that said 'boffs'
didn't you?

:)

Oware you, sir?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# oops!
soz not ignoring you I'm heartilly well ta! you?


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# hehe - no worries
Doin' well, bit too busy with the ol' w*rk thing, d'ya ken?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *surprise squeezles*
Harrow!


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *is surprised*
Wealdstone!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Hangar Lane
invoking the diagonal shift and setting up for a win in three . . .


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I laugh at your diagonal shift!
Threadneedle Street
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Mornington Crescent
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Cheat!
*huggles*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# 'ning m'lovely
/no cheating, all in the official rules
*huggles back*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# absolutely!
although he'll probably try and weasel out of it by invoking some long defunct highly obscure rule that no-one has played for forty years like 'it's all in the official rules'


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Bainbridge's second diagonal shift, invoked when playing kensington through the latter parallel
a move that secured victory for charles smytherington westenwood in the MC finals of 1745
(or quarter to six to you and me)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Morni...
oh bugger


(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Woo
'ning, I suppose.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# worry not i have just recovered from the dredded man flu......
it was touch and go for a while tho.

On the up side i gave it to mrsfreak and now i can be unsympathic to her!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# MORE NUTS IMAGES
I thought the Simpsons one was the only one.

The second page is now up in my profile, they nicked TGA's Spice girls one.

Plus another B3ta one with the tag johnx1
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Thank fuck my work's too shit to get FP'd :P
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# johnx1 needs a good slap!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Don't play into his hands:P
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# oh I'm not
as that would be inciting violence

I'm merely saying that it appears that he is looking for such a thing!

aren't we all! a traditional good slap!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Yeah and that's what he wants
He's too much of a cheapskate to pay for it like the rest of us you.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# oh that reminds me
I have to clear up this weeks tab
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# oh ffs
can i rape johnx1? inthe face?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# nah, you're supposed to PUNISH him

(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I'd wish his dick would fall of
If I was sure he had one. Seriously the guy sits on the Nuts site all day posting stuff he nicks.

The guy is a Nuts groupie and dreams of working for them.

I would say he's never been laid but he looks about 40 and has probably paid for it.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# his forum posts are the worst
he uses the word "noobs" as if it meant "people who annoy me by rightfully claiming ownership of the images I nicked"
cunt
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# haha, I can just imagine that in court
Judge: "What is a 'noob'?"

:D

oh man, it would be beautiful
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# haha, That
always tickled me.

"Noobs" keep saying that I should not post images that are not mine. I never said they were mine "Noobs" so that's cleared up then. Here are some more pics with my name on. Stop complaining "noobs".

What he actually means is " fuck me, I can't believe tha arrogance of these image manipulators having the audacity to complain about me showing their stuff off. With my name tag on it"

He just does not grasp the whole concept of it and chooses to cover up the fact that he's been warned severely about this conduct and might get banned ( he will when my next letter goes out, the thieving cunt )
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Hahaha
"noobs!"

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# "Bring Back Borstal"
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# johnx1 has a syphillitic rash on his noobend
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# replace
"banned" with "threat of legal action" and we will rapidly see who the fucking noob is
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I know
He thinks he has fan on that site. Any objections to what he does, he deletes.

Spineless twat.

Lets get Rob to line up an interview with him for the newsletter!!!!!!!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ^this
is a good idea
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Then retag it as an interview with The Great Architect!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# haha
first lol of the day.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *pffft*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# you bring the feathers
i'll steal the tar from the guy resurfacing the road outside.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I think it's time I spoke to
the nuts editor again about JohnX1. Any idea who's image it is he's tagged?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I thought spam was malicious emails
not viral pics
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# they don't seem to be very bright
bless 'em

:)
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# not really
tried reading the forums there?

It's like some kind of wierd magazine-loving cult
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# bunch of cult!
:D
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# they nicked TGA's spice girls one.
oh dear, he had a nice settlement from the sun about their usage of it, i think nuts might be getting an email.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Haven't they all got bored
of stealing that image yet?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# simple minds don't take much to amuse
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Nuts never pay.
They just try and ignore it until they HAVE to fob you off with that piece of hardware that's been the office favourite freebie for the last month.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# you underestimate TGA and some others who have it in for these people.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# The shaving beaver one is off a T-shirt company's website.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Don't repost in a new thread please.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)