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[challenge entry] The truth will out


To be honest, I think the source pic might be funnier on its own.

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# i don't get it
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ah
thank you
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I used to love that game
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
and haha to the source pic, I guarantee he wears that for some kind of unique sex act
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# you just know tho
if one guy makes this outfit, someone else will too

and lo, it's no longer a unique sex act, there's probably clubs where people stack cube shaped boxes into pyramids and jump on top of eachother
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I have this theory
that if you think up some random sex act - say 'Robot Sex' - and then search for it on the blagoblag/intertubes it will come into existance due to your search.

it's like quantum chromodynamics or some shit.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# My theory is that it will already exist
because people are fucked up weirdos.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# this is an alternative. lets test this with science. or...
go back to chapter 10. :(
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *Takes off robot suit*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# *is put off stroke*
dammit!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *slips into battery powered mecha-pance*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# argh!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# oh dear god.
my mind is forming a picture of the scene, oh god, please no...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *jumps onto Thor from cube above*
BANZAI!!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*runs*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
*points at Thor*

look who's shit himself again!!

this is the sexy Q-bert room

scat 101 is next door
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hehehehe bless him
he's left skid marks on his qbert suit!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Mel Gibson's
Jewbert eh? I'd play it.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I don't remember
Qbert having a prolapsed rectum for a nose!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Gibson pulls no punches.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# PINK SOCK!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I am so glad that b3ta has taught me that term. It has enriched my life no end.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# it hasn't taught
me that term - what does it mean?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# N very SFW
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I'm not going to click

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# go on!
click! gwan! gwan!!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# not till I get home I won't

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# jolly good
:D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I've clicked...
obviously needed more lube
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# It's only text and drawings
of an unsavoury nature, I grant you, but no actual nekkids or anything.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# "blocked for containing adult content"
just tell us hon
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# It's a 3 panel cartoon
The captions are as follows:

Frame 1
First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).

Frame 2
At the moment of climax, donkey-punch your woman in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.

Frame 3
The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
and
ew
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# but why does hitting her on the head
make her arse drop out?

I'm not suggesting you're an expert here...
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Please, can we talk about something else now?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hows the weather?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# shit
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# m'kay.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
I hadn't seen that site before
Beautifully realised
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# What an informative website.


(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
that's, well, not very sexy at all...

:P
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# and that fact, makes it reeeeeeally sexy
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# like bukkakke?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# indeed
except no, thats not sexy at all.
I always felt that people who get off on that probably get equally aroused by images of people being punch in the face.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# i didn't know
but now i do

*laughs heartily*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# i am so metric
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# my friends are metric?

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# you are so metric
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Are Friends Metric?
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# only mine's broke down and I've got no-one to love.

(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaah
oh dear I'm old.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# get your
nostalgia on you old fuck! ;)
www.80smusiclyrics.com/games.shtml
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Dammit!
I want Wonder Boy!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# no need to get testy.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Woo!
*emails home*

I had a bit of a search about a week ago but didn't find that. Ta muchly.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Bookmark the site
it has a shitload of old C64 stuff. As an old C64 owner it brings a tear to my eye.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I was a Spectrum man myself
Was close though. For some unknown reason my parents bought a Vic 20 first. Fortunately it broke after about a week so they took it back and got it replaced with a Speccy.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# blame it on the pink sock part of this thread
but i read that as speculum.....
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I'm afraid I was a whore
and had them all. from vic 20 through all the spectrum to and Amiga A4000 060. I still have most of them somewhere. An odd legacy for my boy.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# at least you didn't have
an acorn electron, i.e. the poor man's BBC micro! Having the cut down version of the school computer isn't the coolest.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Did anyone else love the game Nemesis
on the C64 I could play for bloody hours!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# sadly I don't
remember playing that one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTRh9aH5tgs
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# GHAHHAHA!!!
duck hunt is almost impossible!

*fires wildly*

*misses*
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I know it's not quite as old
but I just made it into work after staying up til 4 playing Police Quest last night. This SCUMM engine thingy is going to fuck my life.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I lost a few years to the originals in the
80's and early 90's a few more to scumm in the early 22C. I know what you mean. Simon the Sorcerer FTW.

Edit: it's funny how times change. I'm an old geezer and stayed up until 5:30am grinding away at WOW burning crusade.
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# hehe
I also got DOTT yesterday and had a brief go of that before deciding I'd rather dedicate saturday to it :D
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# bet the snake is english
@!#?!
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# heh.
"Coping with tourette's" by Q-Bert
(, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)