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[challenge entry] The truth will out


To be honest, I think the source pic might be funnier on its own.

From the New Uses For Old Monuments challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(Adrian Monk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
#
www.1pstart.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/qbert.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# ah
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I used to love that game
(pdjpdj, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
and haha to the source pic, I guarantee he wears that for some kind of unique sex act
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# you just know tho
if one guy makes this outfit, someone else will too

and lo, it's no longer a unique sex act, there's probably clubs where people stack cube shaped boxes into pyramids and jump on top of eachother
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I have this theory
that if you think up some random sex act - say 'Robot Sex' - and then search for it on the blagoblag/intertubes it will come into existance due to your search.

it's like quantum chromodynamics or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# My theory is that it will already exist
because people are fucked up weirdos.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# this is an alternative. lets test this with science. or...
go back to chapter 10. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# *Takes off robot suit*
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# *is put off stroke*
dammit!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# *slips into battery powered mecha-pance*
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# argh!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# oh dear god.
my mind is forming a picture of the scene, oh god, please no...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *jumps onto Thor from cube above*
BANZAI!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
*points at Thor*

look who's shit himself again!!

this is the sexy Q-bert room

scat 101 is next door
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hehehehe bless him
he's left skid marks on his qbert suit!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Mel Gibson's
Jewbert eh? I'd play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I don't remember
Qbert having a prolapsed rectum for a nose!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Gibson pulls no punches.
(Adrian Monk, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# PINK SOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I am so glad that b3ta has taught me that term. It has enriched my life no end.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# it hasn't taught
me that term - what does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# N very SFW
www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I'm not going to click

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# go on!
click! gwan! gwan!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# not till I get home I won't

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# jolly good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I've clicked...
obviously needed more lube
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# It's only text and drawings
of an unsavoury nature, I grant you, but no actual nekkids or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# "blocked for containing adult content"
just tell us hon
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# It's a 3 panel cartoon
The captions are as follows:

Frame 1
First, trick your girlfriend into having anal sex (shouldn't be too hard).

Frame 2
At the moment of climax, donkey-punch your woman in the back of the head and withdraw your penis quickly.

Frame 3
The resulting inverted colon is known as a "pink sock."
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
and
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# O_o
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# but why does hitting her on the head
make her arse drop out?

I'm not suggesting you're an expert here...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Please, can we talk about something else now?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# hows the weather?
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# shit
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# m'kay.
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# hahahahahahahah
I hadn't seen that site before
Beautifully realised
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# What an informative website.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
that's, well, not very sexy at all...

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# and that fact, makes it reeeeeeally sexy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# like bukkakke?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# indeed
except no, thats not sexy at all.
I always felt that people who get off on that probably get equally aroused by images of people being punch in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)
# i didn't know
but now i do

*laughs heartily*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# i am so metric
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# my friends are metric?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)
# you are so metric
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Are Friends Metric?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)
# only mine's broke down and I've got no-one to love.

(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaah
oh dear I'm old.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)
# get your
nostalgia on you old fuck! ;)
www.80smusiclyrics.com/games.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Dammit!
I want Wonder Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# no need to get testy.
c64s.com/game/1546/wonderboy/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Woo!
*emails home*

I had a bit of a search about a week ago but didn't find that. Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Bookmark the site
it has a shitload of old C64 stuff. As an old C64 owner it brings a tear to my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)
# I was a Spectrum man myself
Was close though. For some unknown reason my parents bought a Vic 20 first. Fortunately it broke after about a week so they took it back and got it replaced with a Speccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# blame it on the pink sock part of this thread
but i read that as speculum.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I'm afraid I was a whore
and had them all. from vic 20 through all the spectrum to and Amiga A4000 060. I still have most of them somewhere. An odd legacy for my boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# at least you didn't have
an acorn electron, i.e. the poor man's BBC micro! Having the cut down version of the school computer isn't the coolest.
(TheFlyingGerbil I have an alibi for, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Did anyone else love the game Nemesis
on the C64 I could play for bloody hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)
# sadly I don't
remember playing that one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTRh9aH5tgs
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# GHAHHAHA!!!
duck hunt is almost impossible!

*fires wildly*

*misses*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# I know it's not quite as old
but I just made it into work after staying up til 4 playing Police Quest last night. This SCUMM engine thingy is going to fuck my life.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I lost a few years to the originals in the
80's and early 90's a few more to scumm in the early 22C. I know what you mean. Simon the Sorcerer FTW.

Edit: it's funny how times change. I'm an old geezer and stayed up until 5:30am grinding away at WOW burning crusade.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)
# hehe
I also got DOTT yesterday and had a brief go of that before deciding I'd rather dedicate saturday to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)
# bet the snake is english
@!#?!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# heh.
"Coping with tourette's" by Q-Bert
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 26 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)