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# I want to text you up
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue287/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Rob, I thought you'd never say that.
C'mere!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Something to read with lunch!
I just accepted a new job which I start on Tuesday with Norwich Union :D

Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# congrats sir
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# yay you!
don't forget us when you're rich!!


will you still be able to b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I will never forget you
you horse-sucker :D

I hope I'll still be able to, but for the first few weeks at least I'd better be cautious I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# ah fuck em,
just sit there, feet up drawing cdc after cdc on the bosses picture!.
=)

horse linker!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Talking of CDCs

Did you see this one I made earlier on?
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7449234
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# thats a poor poor effort from you.
AND i can't click anything with b3ta in it. i type the post number into barnesy so *pokes tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Damn :(
I'll have to remember that.

*plots*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
your powers are weak old man!
hows the lovely B_E by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# She's ok :)
She just sat down to some lunch and is currently listening to Cinema Strange.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# tell i said hiya!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# i kept missing you yesterday!
soon you'll be a kept woman now W_I is bringing the mega bucks!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Aw he does look after me though.
how've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# busy!!
i had to move 2 weeks ago with only days to pack!!
now i'm decorating and cursing fareham council as bastards!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# all councils are filled with mongy bastards
hope you get the house sorted soon, 5 months down the line and we still have half our stuff in boxes!
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# oh god....
that doesn't bode well for me and my ingrained laziness!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# OH YOU BASTARD
I'd stayed off that list for ages as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
*adds*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *throws things*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *catches*
*hides*
*covets*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# You are covetting used tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *covets anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# my used tissues.
*zips up*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# he would too y'know :/
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# of course!!
everything about me is great!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *remembers to stockpile*
HAPPY CHRISTMAS MR INDUSTRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# no please don't!
I find enough tissues as it is with his permanently runny nose!

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I'll make sure he eats them all before stepping foot in your house.
easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I'll never kiss him again - ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# You cunt!
You got me!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Congratulations dude =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Thanks mister!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Fantastic!
I wish you'd done this earlier, I'd be your administrator for your benefits package- you could call up and ask to speak to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Hehehe
Now that would be weird ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Not in the slightest!
I am a most professional young lady. Who may or may not be wearing a t shirt that says 'Stan Lee is my superhero'.

I am a most professional young lady who just happens to be on mufty day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# And do you still work for NU?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I've never worked for them.
They outsource their benefits to my company, as that's what we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Ah I see!
And do they still?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Yup
Although from next week I won't be dealing with that side of things, I'll be running another scheme for someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Is it a beagling scheme for hornets?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Only if I'm a very good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *dails*
hello? yes hi, is the capatin there please?...
the captain...
captain wow..
are you retarded? THE CAPTAIN NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# What's my name?
no seriously, I'm wondering if you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Wow.
Captain Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# License to Thrill.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I really need to have that gun out of orgasmo for that
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *wants that gun*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# If you get it I'm borrowing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# this shitty thing?
ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CZNYPZ8ZL._AA280_.jpg

or do you mean the 60's movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# fae?
i think.
i have no idea what your last name is.
do you know mine?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)
# *claps* well done.
Erm..... Lucinda.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:46, archived)
# only in certain car parks....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)
# *drives quickly away*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# come back!!!
my skirt is caught in the door!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I know!
VROOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!





ouch...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ah well done chap
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Ta :)
I even managed to negotiate my salary because they wanted me so much :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# 4567 a year!!
good going!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Yay you!
*congratulatory huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *accepts huggles graciously*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# norwich union?
good luck with that
my missus used to work for them ,and they were cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Hmm
We'll see - thanks for the heads up though.
The people I was interviewed by and spoke to seemed pretty friendly.
It's also an in-house IT servicedesk - they're generally pretty friendly people.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# ah ok
yeah she was working for accounts
so it's probably a completely different cooking pot crammed with aquatic life
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Hopefully :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Woo!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHERE IS YOUR HAT!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# That means it's hometime ..... right?
*wishes very hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)
# wish harder dammit!!
*squeezes eyes shut tight*
*wishes too*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# *strains*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *prolapses*
damn!! not again!
pass me the poker with the cork on the end...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# PUNCHES THE AIR AND SCREAMS WOO!
*quietly sits back down and continues data entry, ignoring the people now starring at me*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
No more work today!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# /links
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Woody999, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)