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# Ladies and gentlemen, I have been sacked...
...for slacking at work.

This comes as a result of my spending too much time on the internet, or namely the b3ta.com message board.

This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact i work as a cleaner in my college.

I think i should get the front page for being the first official b3ta.com casualty.

(Dean, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Nay and Boo!
to your employers. what a bunch of cuntymints
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:31, archived)
# get a new job as a dancer
no but damn dude, that sucks, good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:33, archived)
# thats a bum wrap
but youre far too funny to be a cleaner anyway. I take you'll keep posting tho.... :)
(hazey, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:54, archived)
# that's awful.
Really really awful and I'm sorry.
But when you've got moves like that, it must be a comfort, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:34, archived)
# the fuckers
What barbarians. Don;t they know that you're an undiscovered artist that will one day make the name of their pissy little college famous? You're better off without them.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:34, archived)
# sell your story
to the Hollyoaks script department.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Awww!
Poor Dean! Does this mean no more new "Dancing Dean" gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:35, archived)
# No more dancing dean gifs
Because my cuntyminting digital camera wont connect to my PC proper. and now i dont have the money to buy a new one
(Dean, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Sorry to
hear that, the fucksocking cuntyminters... hopefully not the end of Nasty Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:36, archived)
# Sir, I put it to you
that that is indeed a pisser. You're wasted as a cleaner anyway :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Bummer, mate.
That's harsh.
(tomsk, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:38, archived)
# bad luck mate
still, think of all the time to perfect your dance moves, especially the wonderful wonderful arm wiggles (cause of todays tea spitting monitor activity).
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:42, archived)
# fucksacks!
I was having a pre-emption of that happening to me to... I take your lesson and heed it like the fucksock that I am. p.s. Everything happens for a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:43, archived)
# That
really is terrible. Boo and Nay indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 1 May 2002, 15:52, archived)
# humdinger!
but kudos to you!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 1 May 2002, 17:59, archived)
# get your own back
whats the name of the college?

is the domain www.thiscollegesucks.com taken?

if not - it soon could be...
(<img src="http://www.cybo.co.uk/pix/fuckit.gif">technophobe, Wed 1 May 2002, 18:13, archived)
# Well...
I'd like to say "I know what that's like" but I can. Because I got sacked for pretty much the same reason. It all happens because it's meant to happen
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 May 2002, 1:12, archived)