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# Hopefully this one nails it. (yes, I know that's a really crap pun)


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(seemikedraw, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:14, archived)
# ahhhahhahah!
 
You rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:15, archived)
# thankyou, thankyou...
I was worried this one was a little bit subtle.
(seemikedraw, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:16, archived)
# There's nothing subtle about Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Jesus
is at all times sublime & subtle.

Whilst simultaneously being all up in my face. UP IN MY FACE!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)
# AAU
Blister, bummer dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)
# psssssssssst
edit it to 280px wide...

...and mods, as soon as he's done that, get it on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)
# cool
thanks, will do. wondered why they were smaller than everyone else's!
(seemikedraw, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:20, archived)
# genetics
some of us are blessed, others....

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
# duh...
actually, i have no idea how to do it. it gets thumbnailed, even though it's not a large file.
(seemikedraw, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Insert - width="290" between the " & the >
at the end of the image location

Woo btw!!
Ning all!
:D

Ninja'd :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:37, archived)
# <img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/59791/1187766626/thumb.Jesus.jpg"width="280">
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Haha This^
280 even ~:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:44, archived)
# 107kb counts as large around here :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:39, archived)
# Jesus should feature in at least one comic of every cartoonist
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:18, archived)
# yep
he was just made for gags
(seemikedraw, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:21, archived)
# Amen to that Brother
Reet best get going for the Train,
tra' b3ta off to bum some college people then see my Mrs back from holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:42, archived)
# :D
love Jebas' expression
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:25, archived)
# good morning Mr Toast
i'm scooting down the M40 later, and will gleefully fling excrement at Banbury in tasteful and respectful passing greeting.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:28, archived)
# excellent!
can't make it any worse :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)
# I'm leaving oxford this weekend
to poop-fling past Banbury and Thame before heading to Essex for what promises to be the best wedding EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Hahahaha nice one
'ning all.

*glees* one day til my 5th b3tabay!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:29, archived)
# I shall make a custom candle.
I'm sure the others will bring cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:31, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:32, archived)
# bleeden 'eck!
not long until my first!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Damn!
A year to go. Do we celebrate weekly anniversaries?
(seemikedraw, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:38, archived)
# Yes.
Get your cock out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Sod the anniversary
Do this anyway!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:47, archived)
# You are just marvellous!
*clicks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:33, archived)
# ^This
'ning Trelly!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:34, archived)
# 'Ning IVV
Or 'Ten' or 'Ivy' or 'Verity' or 'Invi', whichever you prefer!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:37, archived)
# 'Ello you two
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Erro!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Morning Mrs T!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Hello!
*ruffles wearing anti-static suit*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Damn!
*smooths down fluff*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Morning!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)
# "Ten"?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:54, archived)
# Roman numerals, after a fashion
One before five plus five - oh bollocks, that makes nine, doesn't it?

*smacks head on desk*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
# hahahaaaaa!
it's too early, innit?
and normally nine is "IX" :P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:59, archived)
# Hence 'after a fashion'
And yes, far too early
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)
# here, let me
*slams desk on head*

that better?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:59, archived)
# 'Ning Trelly! 'Ning Ivy!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)
# 'Ning mutster
What logic?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Any of it. All flawed. We're all doomed. Doomed, I tell you.

No idea, it just seemed like a clever line at the time. Come to think of it, when do you ever see logic on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:58, archived)
# 'ning my lovlies!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)
# hasn't anyone ever told you it's rude to talk to women's breasts instead of their faces?
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)
# meh,
*stares*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)
# 'Ning ives!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:07, archived)
# haha!!
great stuff!!
that wacky jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:35, archived)
# 'lo buddy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:41, archived)
# 'ningers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:36, archived)
# g'day!
"Wez just logged in" it said :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)
# yup. just burning my adventures today
Managed to fluff a really long quest yesterday =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)
# heheh nice
Jesus reminds me of someone from the 80s

'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:44, archived)
# 'lo nimby
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:45, archived)
# lo KW
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Not too bad
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:04, archived)
# oh lully fp this now
arses i missed my b3taday :(
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:47, archived)
# Happy B3lated!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Mine's tomorrow
*all excited*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *goes to mayke cake*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)
# hahaha!
Brilliant stuff as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:51, archived)
# great as always!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Aug 2007, 8:54, archived)
# excellent!
I particularly like 'miffed' jesus! :D

I'm saving my crucifiction cartoon for next Easter... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hey
I don't know if you got his email, but my friend came up with a heaven cartoon the very morning I pointed yours out to him! Freaky.
(seemikedraw, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# ...
Blasphemy... check
Nails in historically factual places... check
Funny as funk... check
Website saved to internet favourites... check

Woo, yay and a sprinkling of hooplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Yep nail placement accuracy is crucial to a good jesus cartoon :)
I forgot that little thorn crown thing he had, but no one seemed to notice.
(seemikedraw, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 9:32, archived)
#
(Hairy Midget, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 15:04, archived)
# well,
i haven't posted in years. I will break my silence to say:

Hairy Midget is still the best. =)
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# this is
masterful!
(Drunkendragon, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)